To that end, please accept as a humble tribute this incontrovertibly but awkwardly customized and one of a kind Zombie Pencil that was part of a large stash of possibly hundreds of promotional pencils for Nashville Zombie Portrait Studio which was apparently a local business (even if just in someone's mind) during the years of 2008 to the present. They have the gold imprinted lines “Nashville Zombie Portrait Studio” but the zombie hair is covering up a lot of it. The next line says “The Original Love You 2 Pencil” (?) and the third line is a dead web address. Classic. What more could you ask for in a pre-defunct business?! You get one pencil not the whole group which may be pictured family portrait style, so check the pictures of the single pencil to see which one you get to take home.
In case these writing utensils may seem nostalgic or familiar to you, they are the "zombified" version of the old troll hair googly eyed pencils of the 1970s-1980s(?) that had basically a faceless big mop of hair and then two googly eyes which in itself was a bit horrifying when you come to think on it. So in case that’s something you’d been hunting for all these years then here’s your pencil, albeit zombified and branded to promote a defunct local photography business here in Music City USA. Come forth.
Let us take a moment to reflect on this and all other dead businesses both real and imagined. <pause>
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Killer Clown Homage Pencil
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