And it wouldn’t have been that bad, but Uniform tried to transform himself to make impersonations of the other distributions. Then Poisson would make everyone guess how long it would be until the next bout of turbulence or take to get a table, or anything. The final straw though was when Chi-Square made a Type II error and said everyone would fit in a small boat, which they didn’t -and promptly sank.
This listing is for ten distribution plushies, one each of the plushies regularly available in my shop. You will receive one each of the following anatomically correct* plushies:
Light Green Standard Normal Distribution
Baby Blue t Distribution
Light Yellow Chi-Square Distribution
Light Pink Log Normal Distribution
Lilac Continuous Uniform Distribution
Tan Weibull Distribution
Olive Green Cauchy Distribution
Slate Blue Poisson Distribution
Maroon Gumbel Distribution
Gray Erlang Distribution
Plushies are approximately 10" wide by 6.5" tall, but do vary from distribution to distribution.
*I use the open-source program R to create the patterns.