No, but seriously, everybody's parodying this these days, and I figured I'd toss my hat in the ring - with what else but Elvish, of course. It's English transcribed into Elvish, as I am no expert in the Black Speech. ;) And a nod to Regretsy (am I allowed to mention that here?) because the Keep Calm post there had me laughing and gave me the idea.
The tengwar I chose to use for these particular prints is more phonetic for style; it is correct but it is different from how I would do serious translations that don't need to have a certain 'look' to them.
This is an 8.5x11, white on red, featuring Tengwar (the script) and Sauron's big old ugly hat instead of a crown. Printed on Kodak Professional Endura Premier paper in a luster finish; which has archival light-fastness qualities in excess of 100 years in routine use and fantastic color quality.
Want a different color? Different size? Want me to translate it into actual Elvish? Just say so and I can do that for you.
For my more serious ventures into Elvish and LOTR inspired prints, have a look here:
You can see my LOTR map jewelry here:
And if you're looking for fun Elvish nursery decor, you can find my Elvish ABC series here:
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