Doctormoo recently finally got around to playing the first Portal game and now understands why everyone loves it so much. So, the Doctor made a blanket to express her love for the game. Now you can express your unhealthy love for the game by sleeping under this delicious piece of awesomeness every night for the rest of your life. You might think your significant other loves you, but they love Portal more. Buy them this blanket, and they will love you much more than they did before, but still nowhere near as much as they love Portal.
Blanket stats:
Weight: ~7 lbs
Length: Just under 9 ft by just over 6 ft
Time spent planning and charting and then realizing it's still imperfect: %$&*
Time spent crocheting: ~74 hours
Cost of yarn: ~70$
If you like Portal, this really is the best blanket ever. If you don't like Portal, why are you reading this and why don't you have good taste? Anyways, if you bought this blanket, you'd be able to trick people into believing you have good taste.
This blanket is machine washable and dryable, but please note that it's massive, so your washing machine may not be able to handle it.
Please read my policies before ordering! :)
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