I originally made this card for my own wonderful mother, who deserved just as many "thank you"s as "I'm sorry"s for when I was a surly teenager and not nearly as appreciative as I am now that I've grown up! Equal parts sappy and funny, this card is sure to make her laugh between some happy tears.
FRONT SAYS:
Thank you for teaching me how to tie my shoes • I’m sorry I dented your car • Thank you for teaching me to stand up for myself • I’m sorry for the time I cut your hair while you were sleeping • Thank you for letting me make my own mistakes • I’m sorry for not listening when I should have • Thank you for all the sacrifices I never saw or understood until now • I’m sorry for keeping you up late at night worrying • Thank you for never pushing me away • I’m sorry for every time I pushed you away • Thank you for bedtime stories • I’m sorry that I was a brat when I was a kid • Thank you for loving me no matter what • I’m sorry for my entire surly adolescence • Thank you for trusting that I was listening even when I acted like I wasn’t • I’m sorry for painting the dog that one time • Thank you for being someone I have always been able to look up to • I’m sorry for hundreds and hundreds of loads of dirty laundry • Thank you for teaching me how to cook so I wouldn’t starve once I lived on my own • I’m sorry for all those times I rolled my eyes at you • Thank you for holding my hand even when I tried to shake it off • I’m sorry for charging my belly button piercing to your credit card • Thank you for trusting me • I’m sorry for the belly button piercing (and the other piercing you don’t know about) • Thank you for always, always loving me • I’m sorry for all the things I did that I will never ever tell you about • Thank you for knowing when to let me fail and when to help me • I’m sorry for putting gum in my brother’s hair even though he deserved it• Thank you for a lifetime of hugs • I’m sorry that I grew too old for bedtime stories • Thank you for showing me how to be a good mother one day
INSIDE SAYS:
Here's the really important part, what I want you to remember even if you forget everything else in this card
Thank you for being a good mother
I'm sorry it took me so long to say it
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SIMILAR ITEMS
Same card but from a son:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/94801475/funny-sweet-mothers-day-card-thank-you
See my full selection of Mother's Day cards:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/VixensEmpire?section_id=11243483
Similar card available for Father's Day at
http://www.etsy.com/listing/94810877/funny-sweet-fathers-day-card-from
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FOR RECIPIENT
If you want to have the card sent directly to the card's intended recipient, please include his/her shipping address in "message to the seller” during checkout, as well as a personalized message for the recipient. Sending cards to multiple addresses will require an additional shipping charge, to be paid through Paypal.
MATERIALS
Matte cardstock is perfect for writing on without ink smudging like on many glossy store-bought cards. All cards and envelopes are made of partially recycled contents.
Card: 5.125" x 7” (13 cm x 17.8 cm) 80 lb. bright white FSC-certified cardstock, printed with Epson Photo Stylus 1400
Envelope: A7 5.25” x 7.25” (13.4 cm x 18.4 cm) 60 lb. holiday red
All cards arrive in individual cellophane sleeves for protection during shipping. Keeps card clean and pretty until you're ready to share it.
TX RESIDENTS
Apologies to my fellow Texans, but I have to charge 8.25% sales tax. Laaaame.
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All orders are shipped in 1 to 3 days and arrive quickly within the continental United States. If you are short on time, please request RUSH when you check out. Orders ship via USPS First Class mail, which does *not* include a tracking number. Tracking can only be offered with USPS Priority Flat Rate shipping--this costs an additional $5.00 and arrives no faster than First Class within the continental US. International shipping available.
TINY BITS OF AWESOMENESS
One of the many things that makes my cards awesome is the tiny text written on the back of the card along the spine, where I include an anecdote about what inspired the card or some hilarious stream-of-consciousness that came out when I was working at 3 a.m, most likely while intoxicated. Reading this text may result in snorting or tinkling of one’s pants. Vixen’s Empire not liable for damage from urination.
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