Sex. It's one of those things you can't tell people you have in your life in a subtle way. For example, are you rich? Your expensive car and clothes tell people that. Are you a member of the royal family? I would've thought the tiara gave it away.
But there's no way people can see that you've just had sex. This cozy will do the job for you. Just had sex? Have a cup of joe and use this mug cozy. Little sips in front of the right people will communicate it clearly. "I just had sex." Oh yeah. Bow chicka wow, wow.
I didn't really just have sex. I'm an artist. I can express things I am not actually experiencing. But I can assure you if I had just had sex, I would totally shower before I make your cozy.
I made this cozy in a subdued gray. After all, you just had sex, so no need to rub it in by having a bright colored cozy. However, I would be happy to customize this cozy for you in any way. Just send me a message. If I don't get back to you right away, I could very well be having sex. I doubt it though. I'm married.
Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some potential variation.
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