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That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh

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That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh
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That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh That's No Football - and it smells like Frankincense and Myrrh
Many years ago, the local feminist bookstore I frequented had very similar soap. I purchased some, and so did someone who I did not know then but has since become a good friend. She and her partner have many kids, amongst them a boy who at the time this story happened was maybe… seven? Eight years old? He grew up with this soap always at hand, and being that he had two moms and a handful of sisters, he knew the right words for everything. One day he had been playing with the little girl who lived down the street, and she went in to use the bathroom and wash her hands.

When she came out, she said “I really like your football soap.”

And he, not missing a beat, said, “that’s a vulva. What’s a football?”

This vulva soap is scented like Frankincense and Myrrh. People in the know can’t get enough of this Frankincense and Myrrh. This is not just a classic fragrance for the holiday season; in my opinion it’s a fantastic smoky, woodsy, amber and vanilla scent that will please you all year.

Goat's Milk has been celebrated for its moisturizing and skin-softening properties for centuries. Natural vitamins and minerals in fresh goat's milk are easily absorbed into the skin, along with protein, healing rough skin and making you feel soft and rejuvenated when you rinse away the creamy lather.

The base of this soap has a creamy, custard color to it; but some fragrances - especially those containing vanilla - can cause the soap to darken to a tan or even a dark brown. I try to wait until this begins to happen to photograph my soap so that you are aware of what you are getting; however, it does get darker over time so your soap may be darker than photographed.

Click here to see which other fragrances in this design are currently in stock:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/haldecraft/search?search_query=vulva+soap&search_submit=&search_type=user_shop_ttt_id_5970642&shopname=haldecraft

Approximate Height: 5 inches
Approximate Width: 3 inches
Approximate Weight: 4 ounces

Soap Ingredients: Glycerine, Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Lauric Acid, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sorbitol, Triethanolamine, Sodium Chloride, Goat’s Milk Powder, EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance Oil

Interested in reading more about my ingredients, and why I make soap the way I do? Please check my blog post -
http://www.snarkland.com/2011/07/26/how-do-i-make-soap-and-why-do-i-do-it-that-way/


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