greetings ladies, (and gentlemen)
this is a 6", 5 piece matryoshka zombie set featuring zombies in variouse states of decaaaaaayyyy. theres even a brain. and a lady zombie with big fake boobs. and a guy with a bowel hanging out yyyyeeeeaaaaa
i know you may be wondering why the price on these is rediculous, well, wonder not, these are not cheap chinese crappy wood matryashkas that dont fit. ive dealt with those, never again. the blanks are legitimate russian imports, finely laithed and matched, the fits are very tight. there are no chips, or dents, or temites or boogers or rotten stuff. these are perfect. and the paint job punches balls if i do say so my self.
infact, i spent more time on the paint job than i care to talk about. just kidding, ill talk. i spent a shit load of time on these, probably too much time. many an hours of dry brushing and washes went into these, as well as a ton of hand mixed colors. infact, i probably hated my life half way through as i saw no light at the end of the tunnel, and it took watching The Thing and listening to a bunch of old KoRn tape mixes to finish. and energy drinks. but it was worth it. the paint job is damn near perfect, its as if Jesus painted them.
anyways, to who ever, if anyone, buys these: PLEASE keep out of the sun, it will woopass on the paint, the water, although the paint wont run, the wood may swell and explode like a frog in the microwave. its probably better to keep these away from children, although maybe responsable children would be ok with them. they would probably do best on a shelf next to your x-files DVDs.
these as wth everything i make are one of a kind, although there mayb be similar ones made, there will never be a set like this.
also, i may be open to custom orders, but expect the price to be rediculous, unless oyu want it done ghetto.
shazoo. buy my stuff, i need the money. FREE SHIPPING.
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