After a guy achieves a certain age, he becomes more attracted to a comfortable couch and a big-screen TV than to a smokin' hot blond with huge... tracts of land. This transition typically goes through a well-documented progression:
Ages 18-25: Stud 95%, Muffin 5%. Anything in a skirt (excluding Scotsmen) is fair game.
Ages 26-35: Stud 80%, Muffin 20%. At least once a month you pass on a night out with the boys and stay home to watch TV.
Ages 36 - 45: 50% Stud, 50% Muffin. You are spotted shopping for recliners.
Ages 46-and on: 20% Stud, 80% Muffin. You're never completely oblivious to potential stud opportunities, but other things now take priority. For instance, you may find yourself intensely interested in the attributes of various potting soils.
It's life - enjoy it!
A sliding neck adjustment ensures the perfect fit.
Heavyweight 7.5-ounce, 65/35 poly/cotton twill for durability and easy care
Three patch pockets to hold essentials
Measures 25w x 34.5
Little less muffin and a lot more stud?
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