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I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck!

This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken during a national napkin shortage. That's my best analogy, and I'm sticking to it. It's nut-free, and preserved naturally, so no yucky parabens.

This particular 4.5oz jar is scented with maple-smoked bacon. Not actual maple-smoked bacon, but fragrance that smells like it. Yeah, Joe's idea. This is what happens when you work with your man, ladies. People start smelling like bacon.

Ingredients: water, organic aloe juice, rice bran oil, jojoba, emulsifying wax, glycerin, palm stearic acid (thickener), vitamin e (antioxidant), silver citrate (natural preservative), citric acid (to neutralize pH), potassium sorbate (mild preservative; replaces parabens), fragrance

***Don't forget to recycle!! The jar is made of PET plastic and fits in with the rest of your number 1 plastics.***

Maple-Smoked Bacon Skin Cream

Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: aloe, rice bran, jojoba, glycerin, palm stearic, vitamin e, silver citrate, potassium sorbate, emulsifying wax, fragrance
  • Feedback: 22458 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Maine, United States
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