"If there was ever anything that made cleaning up after fooling around (either with yourself or another) a little less awkward, it's a washcloth that says 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' on it. Much better than handing someone a t-shirt, trust me."
- J., a happy customer from San Francisco
A Tidy Cloth is a classy little lifesaver for anyone who has ever been on the giving or receiving end of a sticky post-coital situation. No more shame, no more awkward silence, no more "Umm... can you hand me one of those t-shirts out of the laundry pile?" The Tidy Cloth, or "cum rag" as it's known in the vernacular, replaces that uncomfortable pause with an excellent conversation piece, great for distracting a partner from your pitiful performance or untimely release.
Featured in Playgirl, Bust Magazine, and the sold at the Museum of Sex in NYC, Tidy Cloths make a wonderful present for friends, family, and inconsiderate lovers. Available in a variety of colors and slogans, ranging from the sweet ("Cuddle or Cigarette?") to the raunchy ("Cocksucker"). Guaranteed to wipe off more than the grin on your one night stand's face.
This is a custom listing for this style of tidy cloth. This listing includes two cloths, and custom colors are available - just let me know in the message. Also, if you would like Hejaculate/Hejaculate or Shejaculate/Shejaculate, just let me know! This will take approx. two weeks to embroider and ship. Each item is hand-embroidered, and therefore unique.
- Fabric is brand new white napkin
- Fabric is 18"l by 18"w
- Embroidery is done by my own little hands!
- Makes a great post-coitus conversation piece
- This is a decorative towel that sits in your bedside sex drawer or in your bathroom.
Care: Handwash in warm water with an enzyme dissolving solution, such as Biz.