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The Shark

It is known that sharks are sweet at jumping out of the water in slow motion and fucking shit up with their massive jaws and razor sharp teeth. It is also known that a shark's main purpose in life is to seek the various swords of enchantment that are hidden throughout the underwater kingdom. Only then, are they able to fulfill their destiny of defeating a narwhal in a sword fight to obtain their magical secret treasure. For it is written in the sacred Texts of Sharkdom! Plus, they really dig holding aloft the magic swords and pretending that they're He-Man. That joke never gets old amongst sharks. They're always like all "Hey, look, man..I'm He-man!!" And everybody laughs.

The Narwhal

Hark! The narwhal! A vicious stabber! A vicious stabber indeed! Thou art a stabber of ice! A stabber of prey! A stabber of sharks who wield swords of enchantment!

Why must they stab? Because they have big fucking horns, that's why! Oh, and sharks are always coming after them with magical swords and shit.

How did they get the horn? The horn was granted to the narwhal by the unicorn. Basically what happened was a unicorn was riding his motorcycle underwater and a crab flew into his mouth and down his throat and caused him to choke. A nearby narwhal saw the whole thing happen. The narwhal put down his nunchucks and quickly swam over to the unicorn and performed the Heimlich Maneuver. The Unicorn was so grateful that he granted him the gift of the horn. Oh, and he let him eat the crab. Then the Unicorn was all like "With great power comes great responsibility! With this big fucking horn, you and your fellow narwhal are to be the guardians of some secret magic treasure stuff and junk!" and then the Unicorn bestowed unto him a treasure. The unicorn got back onto his crappy motorcycle and bolted and yelled out "party on dudes!"

So, what is this treasure that the narwhals protect and sharks want? It's the recipe for Doritos. Oh, and I forgot to mention that narwhals will attack sharks because they're jealous that there isn't a Narwhal Week.

So anyways, that's what's going on in my painting. Check it out, though! Look at all that lightning! That sword is totally fucking sweet, too! It's got a bat skull thingy!

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Psst...hey you. How would you like to OWN a real painting of this?
https://www.etsy.com/listing/127764509/shark-vs-narwhal-original-oil-painting?ref=listing-shop-header-2

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I can also send your order directly to your beloved recipient. Just input the recipient's name instead of yours during checkout. If you buy a card, I will totally pretend that I'm you and sign it! Just tell me what to write in the notes section during checkout! You will look like a class act!

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Is this mother fucker too small?! Not a problem! I've got this fucking huge 24x36 for sale!
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Print Information

Print is 20x16 inches

Professionally printed on archival quality Fuji E-Surface Paper (standard) or Fuji Pearl Paper (metallic) What does that mean? It means that it's some bomb-ass paper that will last longer than a heavily armored immortal shark with a bazooka in a knife fight!


Contact me if you are interested in other sizes.

Print is unmatted and unframed. Copyright watermark will not appear on purchased print, but I'm sure that you already figured that out!!

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Boring Legal Crap

All images used on this site are the property of The Legendary Tiger Hero. Using them in any way without permission is a strict violation of copyright law. Purchase of a original art or prints does not entitle the buyer to any reproduction rights.
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Please feel free to convo me with ANY questions!

Here's some FAQ's for inspiration:

Q: Yo, Tiger! I wanna buy an original!
A: Hit me up!

Shark vs Narwhal 16x20

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: kick ass, print, kodak supra endura
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 390 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from California, United States
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