You craft all night.
On several occasions you got a Creeper to bite.
But do you know what your cat gets in return?
Neglect.
Oh aye, the truth stings. I know. One minute you're clearing a conifer forest while smelting enough iron to rebuild the Death Star when the next thing you know a week has flown by and the cat appears far more thin than you last recall.
We've all been there.
But now you can redeem yourself! This listing is for one Kitty Catnip Cake, perfectly sized for your furry friend. Inside this hand-made fleece item is a nice handful of premium catnip. Nothing says "I'm sorry" like a drug-laced confectionary treat made of snuggly fabric.
Another cool thing about this crafted item is that you don't even need a cat to buy it for yourself or a friend! Decorate your car, your dorm room, your desk at the office, your computer area at home, or even your kitchen table. (You could even take it into Aperture Science and taunt all the test subjects with it!) Take it out with you and let your Minecraft colors shine brightly wherever you go!
Also, on the subject of Aperture, if you cat grows fond of this cake and begins dragging it around with it all the time, then yes, it would *technically* be a companion cube.
/rimshot
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Payment
Paypal only, friends! It's safe, secure, and you don't even need an account with 'em! Just a credit card. Check out shop policies for a link to see how. (It's super easy, so don't freak out or anything ^_^)
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Shipping
Free! Nearly all of our items are shipped for free and without tax. We find those last minute price hikes to be annoying, too! Currently we are only shipping items throughout the US, but we might spread out further if requested (I.E. nagged), or if the items are reeeeally, really small. In short, Free shipping on all items, but we only ship within the US for now. 'Kay?
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