"Mildred, are you sitting down, I have some terrible news."
"Of course I am Fred, I'm at the telephone chair. What on earth is the matter?"
"It's Linda... she's been kidnapped."
Bad news is all the more bearable when taken in this beautiful telephone chair!
The Satana is named after iconic actress Tura Satana who played bad-news 'Varla' in cult film 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' Just like its namesake it is strong, stylish and unforgettable with curves in all the right places and a dangerous dark side.
For those who are unfamiliar with the concept- the telephone and tea/coffee/martini goes on the top level of the table, phone book and message pads underneath and your butt on the seat to make for comfortable calling.
The seat is covered with wipe clean PVC vinyl (just like Varla) for practicality.
Do not drink and dial.
Please contact with your location for a shipping quote or feel free to arrange your own collection from the studio in Ascot.