"with a prompter in every cellar window whispering comebacks, shy people would have the last laugh."
Three pencils. They say:
Even artichokes have hearts, in green.
Made in USA, engraved by me!
Keep extras on hand for kleptomaniac pencil "borrowers"...or send them to my shop!
Ask away! I am here to clarify, amuse, and help you have a wonderful shopping experience.
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