Close

Welcome to Etsy, where you can discover over 15 million unique handmade and vintage items from over 800,000 independent, creative businesses in over 150 countries.

Like this item?

Add it to your favorites to revisit it later.

even artichokes have hearts three 3 pencils in green. Hilarious pencils for veggie lovers and deadpan snarkers everywhere.

From thecarboncrusader

even artichokes have hearts three 3 pencils in green. Hilarious pencils for veggie lovers and deadpan snarkers everywhere.
even artichokes have hearts three 3 pencils in green. Hilarious pencils for veggie lovers and deadpan snarkers everywhere. even artichokes have hearts three 3 pencils in green. Hilarious pencils for veggie lovers and deadpan snarkers everywhere. even artichokes have hearts three 3 pencils in green. Hilarious pencils for veggie lovers and deadpan snarkers everywhere.
Please ask all questions prior to purchase!


"with a prompter in every cellar window whispering comebacks, shy people would have the last laugh."

Three pencils. They say:

Even artichokes have hearts, in green.

standard lead.#2
Made in USA, engraved by me!
not sharpened.

Keep extras on hand for kleptomaniac pencil "borrowers"...or send them to my shop!

Questions?
Ask away! I am here to clarify, amuse, and help you have a wonderful shopping experience.


Have any questions? Contact the shop owner.

Ships from United States

Ready to ship in 3-5 business days

ship to cost with another item
United States $2.00 USD $0.35 USD
Everywhere Else $6.16 USD $2.20 USD

Payment methods

    thecarboncrusader accepts credit cards and Etsy Gift Cards.

  • Credit Card
  • Paypal
Frequently Bought Together
$4.00 USD
Only 1 available
Please select from the available options

thecarboncrusader accepts Etsy Gift Cards.

Shop owner

Item


  • Tweet
  • Pin It

$4.00 USD
Only 1 available
Please select from the available options

Add this item to a treasury!

Close
You don't have any treasuries yet. Enter a title below to create one.
Close

This item has been added.

View your treasury.

Whoa! You can't buy your own item.