Each funny sticky note reads:
You Park Like An Idiot. Remember: You actually share earth with other people.
□ You don’t appear to be handicapped. Not physically.
□ Your car just isn’t that special.
□ See those lines? You’re supposed to park between them.
□ Your rear is hanging out. Nobody wants to see that.
□ You pulled up too far. Learn how big your car is.
□ Others don’t enjoy being so close to you.
□ Your car is about as compact as your behind.
□ Hey, genius? Yellow lines = don’t park here.
□ Clearly, parallel parking is not your forte.
□ This spot is reserved. And not for you, unspecial person.
□ Park in the back if you want to take up 2 -4 spaces.
□ See that “no parking” sign, space cadet?
(Our off-Etsy store URL appears unobtrusively at the bottom of each note. See image 2.)
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MORE INFORMATION
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Notepad ······ 3" x 3" x .25" (7.6 cm x 7.6 cm x .6 cm), plain white paper
Quantity ······ 50 sheets, 1 sticky notepad
Packaging ······ Won't bend or get wet. Safe in cellophane and a rigid beige mailer.
FAST Shipping
······ Sent within 3 business days to Etsy address. Confirmation in receipt notes.
······ Priority (3-Day): US = $5, Can. (10-Day) = $12, Other (10-Day) = $14.
······ Convo or email rush [!at] shopflytrap.com. Overnight also available.
······ Shipping Policies: http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy
Awesome Bulk Discounts
······ Choose Any 6 Sticky Notes, $4 each. See http://www.etsy.com/listing/85725091
······ More Sticky Notes at http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings?section_id=10002112
Returns? ······ Yes. If contacted first. See http://www.etsy.com/shop/NeatThings/policy
Sold Out? ······ We relist. Or try off-Etsy website, which Etsy won't let us link to.
Questions? ······ etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com
Wholesale? ······ Yes. Email etsy [!at] shopflytrap.com for program information.
Contact Us ······ Email: hello [!at] shopflytrap.com; Phone: (855) SHOP FLY.
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Tons of Funny Adult Products at http://neatthings.etsy.com
Greeting Cards ● Mini Notes ● Coupons ● Sticky Note Pads
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Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
