Cyclopes are clever... very clever.. a little too clever for their own good. By "their own good" I mean.. "my own good." Cyclopes know everything, everyone, and everything about everyone. Maybe it's the silly horns, the innocent eyes-err.. eye, or the fact that she's my favorite color... but before I knew it, I found myself telling her my life story, every secret I've ever heard, and even threw in a little gossip for good measure. Don't worry, cyclopes haven't let the information go to their heads. They've actually decided to write the definitive encyclopedia on the "Nature of All Creatures," to help us learn and understand ourselves and all the other creatures around us. Volume H (including the "Human" chapter) should be released within the next 700 years. Take your multivitamins, pick up a pamphlet about being cryogenically frozen, and pre-order your copy on amazon.com - because it's going to be the "can't miss" book of the millennium!
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This Red Footed Cyclops was hand and machine sewn, and *gently* stuffed with polyfill.
She stands at 9 inches high
12 inches wide (horn to horn)
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