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Handmade funny cozy for your coffee mug or tea cup in cream with "dark & bitter" on black wool felt.

It's up to you whether this applies to your coffee or your good self. For me, it is both. I like my coffee like my men- dark and bitter (had to do it. sorry). I also like it like Christian Bale- strong and hot.

But then again, I've a quite dark sense of humor and I am so bloody bitter about everything. I'm bitter that you aren't willing to pay double what I'm charging for this cozy (if you are, let me know and I'll invoice you). I'm bitter that broccoli doesn't taste like oreos. I'm bitter that I don't speak French. Yeah, I know I could fix that myself, but I'm so dark and bitter I don't have the time to climb out of the bottom of my mental gutter.

If you would like to customize this cozy in any way I would be happy to do so. I can change the colors, the embroidery- whatever you want I can do (especially if you are wiling to pay double- see above). I can even make it a bottle or travel mug cozy for only $2.00 more. Just send me a message so we can create your own unique design.

Note, cozy will be made to order so please expect some slight variation. Darkness and bitterness not included. But if you want me to depress you or make you some strong coffee, just let me know.

Please visit the rest of my shop to see more freaking awesome stuff:
Smith (pronounced Diane)

Funny Coffee Mug Cozy tea cup black cream crochet handmade cover

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  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic, wool felt, cotton thread, button, heartlessness, wit
  • Made to order
  • Feedback: 1745 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from New Jersey, United States