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Are you ordering more than a couple designs or do you need multiples? A RESERVED LISTING will not only guarantee you get exactly what you want, but any RESERVED LISTING of 10+ items will come with FREE SHIPPING! Free shipping is only on reserved listings, though, so be sure to write us and we'll be happy to set one up for you.

Buttons are 1.25" in diameter and all artwork is produced high res on a color laser printer.

THIS BUTTON CAN BE A MAGNET FOR AN EXTRA 50 CENTS! All you have to do is go to the "Magnets / Reserved Listings" section of this store, pick up one of the "1.25 in. round magnet" listings, and specify which design you'd like in the Message to Seller at checkout. If you want more than two magnets, write us and we'll set up a reserved listing.

Text reads:
"Orgasms are nature's way of saying, 'Life sucks. Have some candy.'"

To the best of our knowledge, our phrases/artwork are original and did not exist prior to the release of our design. If you have any comments, questions, or concerns, please don't hesitate to write us.

This design first listed June 21, 2010.
All art and content © The Calamity Collective

Have any questions? Contact the shop owner.