So if you're wearing this scarf and someone tries to steal your cab, cut in the grocery line, or leave the lid up, you can feel good that they have been warned. It makes disassembling them with your razor wit (or with just a plain razor, if necessary) a guilt-free exercise.
We now refer to those particular events as "bismuth moments." Everybody knows what we mean. Those that don't we chuck over a cliff.
100% quick-drying black polyester fleece Anti-pill finish with appliqued embroidered recycled felt
Extra long: Measures 80' x 10'