Seems like everywhere we turn, there are new rules requiring disclosure of the content of practically everything. Apparently, it's really important that we know how many parts per bazillion of <insert scary-sounding chemical name here> are in your breakfast cereal. Likewise, we should now pay attention to what percentage of your <insert foodstuff here> was free ranged, grass fed, fair traded, and Not Harmed in Any Way.
We knew things were getting completely out of hand when we discovered that bottled water has a Nutrition Facts statement on the label. So if we're going to label our water (zero calories, and not a significant source of sodium!), why stop there?
Here's our little tongue-in-cheek answer - a nice warm beanie, composed of a particular combination of hydrogen and astatine. Now nobody can question what that thing is on your head. Of course, they can still question what's UNDER the beanie, but that is none of their business.
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Polyester Spandex blend- stretchable anti-pill fleece.
Washable- turn inside out before washing.
Need a scarf to go with your nifty hat?
http://www.etsy.com/listing/84214570/scarf-periodic-table-chemistry-elements
© 2011 Original design by Cindy Green which is exclusive to Yellow Bug Boutique. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproductions prohibited.
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