Founder and CEO of Aperture Science, Cave Johnson, had a revelation. He got the boys in the lab to create a lemon "that burns your house down". The design is simple, much like a hand grenade. Unfortunately this product never made it to shelves, and it was just plain dangerous.
This replica Combustible Lemon will bring you back to a time when life rued the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons.
Measurements: about 4 inches long
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson, founder and CEO Aperture Science
PATTERN INFO: I created this pattern myself, and at this time I do not sell this pattern.
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