Okay, we'll be quiet. It's a wee bottle (aprox.2" high and 1" wide) with a cork and 25 matches, and a tag that says "You Are My Match",and we gift wrap. And write anonymous or otherwise notes on our typewriter for you*. Done and Done.
Useful wedding gift? We think yes! Watch out for your pyro cousin though.
*we'll write whatever, just let us know in notes on checkout. If its a dirty note, we might giggle and turn red while we type, but we promise not to tell the whole school.