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Ladies and gentleman of Etsy: if you have arrived here by way of my Featured Seller article then thank you – I am glad that your small glimpse into my soul has not scared you away for good. Better yet, I hope that by reading my quaint interview you have gotten to know me a bit – in an internet sort of way – and I hope that you now feel like a good friend to me, the sort of good friend that buys many, many lamps from the friends of theirs that happen to have lamp shops on Etsy. Such as this one right here : )
Thanks so much for your visit and your support – Luke Lamp Co. would still just be a scribbled idea in one of my tattered pocket notebooks if it wasn't for all you wonderful folks.
If you have come here in search of the perfect man gift for the man in your life then you need not look any further: introducing the Official One and Only Luke Lamp Co. MAN CLAMP LAMP.
It is a hanging lamp, it is a clamp lamp, it is a desk lamp, it is a work light – all rolled into one.
This lamp is made entirely out of manly components (and I'm even listening to some vintage Green Day while writing this description to really pump up the testosterone) described to you in the following list:
≥ 8 feet of heavy duty black 18 gauge cord – the kind found on power tools, the kind you can step on and chew on (not recommended) without consequence – this ain't no antique cloth cord or decorative vintage cord baby, this is the hardcore stuff, plus it has an equally tough plug
≥ A solid industrial porcelain lamp socket with a strain relief so you can practically play tug of war with the cord and still have a working Man Clamp Lamp
≥ An awesome Edison style filament bulb - though I'll happily swap it out for a globe style bulb or heavy duty shatter resistant work bulb for extra manliness (but no extra charge!)
≥ A heavy duty yellow rubberish coated bulb cage so this lamp kicks butt either hanging or seated on a work bench (or bar table) and it will resist any flying Wii remotes or other unintentional projectiles
≥ A solid metal clamp affixed to the heavy duty cord - adjustable of course - so this baby can be clamped onto or hung off of pretty much anything (or anyone); also I should mention I will be offering a FLOOR LAMP EXPANSION PACK in the near future so you can convert your Man Clamp Lamp into a nifty Man Clamp Floor Lamp
≥ An (optional!) inline switch: I say optional because in my original Man Lamp design I did not have a switch - mainly because I am a man and I don't believe in switches: I just unplug things when I'm done with 'em. However I do realize that some folks like switches so I'll happily include on for free.
≥ Free 24/7 personal phone assistance: I will provide my cell number with every purchase so that - should you have any questions about the lamp or maybe just want ideas for what kinda stuff to clamp it to - you can reach me at all hours of the day, seriously. I'm really not kidding.
≥ Free bulb replacement: If for any reason the bulb should burn out in the next year, I will send you a replacement bulb, you just pay shipping.
I will conclude with a personal guarantee to all you ladies out there - if your man does not like this I will happily refund your purchase price in its entirety. For real : )
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