Oh, Saint Mandi, patron saint of buffalo riders, protect me as I ride across this mortal plain. RAmen.
Saint Mandi was one of the earliest and most famous of the Pastafarian saints. She was known for her many great deeds and heroic miracles, such as the first transcontinental beer run. Even to this day, buffalo riders across the world pray for her divine protections as they ride their 2,000-pound beasts to the corner store to pick up a six pack of good beer.