Your ugly Christmas Sweater will arrive boasting:
-A winter scene with birds, birds, birds, and birdhouses!
-Puffy 3-D snowflakes
-Lotsa gold glitter accents
-A fashionable lace dickey
-A FAB vintage vibe
TO OUR INTERNATIONAL FRIENDS, PLEASE CONVO US FOR A SHIPPING QUOTE, AS RATES VARY FROM REGION TO REGION, AND TYPE OF SERVICE. THANKS!
SHIPPING INFO: WE SHIP USPS PRIORITY MAIL. IF YOU NEED YOUR SWEATER IN HURRY WE ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ARRANGE EXPRESS SHIPPING FOR YOU. JUST LET US KNOW PRIOR TO CHECKOUT FOR A QUOTE AND ADJUSTED COST.
CONDITION: Great, party ready shape!
LABEL: B.P. Design
FIBER CONTENT AND CARE: Ramie/Cotton blend, you're gonna wanna handwash this gem!
MEASUREMENTS:
SHOULDERS: 21"
CHEST/BUST: 40"
WAIST/HIPS: Elasticized waist relaxed 32", stretches 40"
LENGTH: 25"
ARM LENGTH: 19"
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Is that booze in that enormous tumbler?
Yep, that is alcohol in his glass. He typically performs better when slightly over served!
Does it bother him to model Women's sweaters?
It probably should, but nope!
Is he really wearing a skirt?
He prefers to call it a kilt, but yep!
Does it bother him to be portrayed as an 80's throwback?
He IS an 80's throwback!! Why would that bother him? He's in his glory!
And finally, in case you MIGHT be wondering ladies, he IS single......
ALL FUN ASIDE FOLKS, HERE IS THE FINE PRINT, SORRY! WE WILL NOT BE ACCEPTING RETURNS ON CHRISTMAS SWEATERS, SO BE SURE TO CHOOSE YOUR GEM CAREFULLY! PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO CHECK OUT OUR OTHER ITEMS; WE DO COMBINE SHIPPING!!
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
