PLEASE TELL ME WHICH 5 SAUCES YOU WANT AT PURCHASE
Can We Still Be Friends? 8/10- all purpose sriracha style hot cayenne sauce w/ roasted garlic
and tomato base, perfect for those who put hot sauce on any and everything
East African Rift 5/10- our best selling signature blend of berbere spices (african/indian spice
blend) works well with everything, has kind of a sweet and smoky flavor
I Can't Feel My Face 9/10- habanero mash with citrus undertones, wonderful fresh flavor to be
used as an additive to your favorite marinades or dishes
*Painslut 10/10- amazing gourmet super hot sauce (add $4)
Psalms 22:1 10/10- vinegar, carrot, and habanero based ghost pepper sauce, additive only
The Safe Word Is 4/10- all purpose cayenne sauce with tomato base and simple seasonings,
best sauce to keep on hand for every day use
She Ain't Pretty; She's HOT 6/10- classic jalapeno sauce, tastes like a pickley salsa verde
Sweet Daddy 8/10- apple cider based citrus blend with choc habaneros, Caribbean taste great
for marinades and seafood dishes
Take It Like a Man 8/10- hot mustard sauce with apricot and habanero is like a grown up honey
mustard sauce, great for grilling or used as a spread
Devil in the Details:
While there are no artificial ingredients or additives whatsoever, all sauces are shelf stable, but I suggest keeping them in the fridge to protect the flavor. The sauces are not only vegan* but gluten, soy, and peanut free (though I cannot guarantee that the kitchen does not contain traces of these allergens). A partial ingredient list is posted in the materials section. If you have any more specific questions, please feel free to convo me.
*“The Safe Word Is” contains Worcestershire sauce which has anchovies in it and "Painslut" is made with soy sauce.
All hot sauces are made from organic farm fresh peppers in a sanitary environment. These aren’t something I just cooked up in my kitchen one day for my friends. Well, they are, but then I had to pay the state of KY much money to send a food inspector out to certify the kitchen I cook in (a commercial space provided by the university), myself (certified food service manager), and my process (tedious pepper pulping, constant fumigation, hot-fill bottling, and bleach cleaning). Rest assured that each bottle has been painstakingly prepared with the utmost care and concern towards quality and safety.
I never upcharge on shipping. You pay what I pay. If I can find a cheaper way to ship, I will let you know and refund the difference where applicable. East Coast shipping sometimes has as much as a $4 difference. I can supply a shipping quote prior to purchase if you prefer.
Christmas Eve delivery is guaranteed if you order and pay by December 17.
International orders are welcome. Please ask me for a shipping quote. Packages usually run between $15-$30 because of the weight.
Sadistic Mistress Sauces custom hot sauce sampler pack 5 bottles 10oz each
- Handmade item
- Materials: vinegar, chocolate and regular habaneros, jalapenos, cayenne peppers, vegetables, spices, garlic, sugar, mustard, fruit and juices, ghost peppers
- Feedback: 71 reviews
- Only ships to United States from Kentucky, United States.