This is the SEXIEST shower curtain ever designed! (....dramatic pause)
ANYONE, I repeat, ANYONE that does not get aroused and/or at least salivate over the idea of this beauty hanging in your bathroom is probably a serial killer, puppy-kicking, vegetarian evil doer! (or not).
Get this; You'll be the envy of all your friends! ....seriously, look around, it's bleak out there in yawn-ville curtain selection.
This is a high quality printed ORIGINAL custom designed vinyl shower curtain
measures 66"X72" (heavy duty plastic shower rings included). The image is not simply adhered to the surface, but printed into the material. It is vinyl that feels like fabric rather than plastic.
I designed this unique shower curtain pretty much as a personal indulgence for my own infatuation for everything bacon. I designed this for the bacon lover that isn't looking for a cute version of bacon (see my bacon love curtain and print - it's cute) but rather the serious BACON LOVER.
seductive celebrity voice over { "Let it sizzle and crackle, as you lather up every morning with anticipation of breakfast!".) (*check out sweetsoaps for some crazy good maple bacon soap accompaniment!)
*prints of my bacon art are also available here in my etsy shop. This curtain is intended for a unisex themed bathroom. Everybody LOVES bacon.
Shower curtains are too often generic and this is this is the answer to your search. You won't find this in the stores or anywhere else. This also makes for the ultimate original gift.
-please note, creases in photographed curtains are temporary and will relax after use.
curtains are shipped usps priority immediately after payment.
I'm a practicing, professional artist, teaching at Moore College of Art & Design in Philadelphia.
Feel free to contact me about other work on my site: www.mikegeno.com
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