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*Diamonds form from carbon masses forced into conditions of immense heat and pressure. To achieve a true diamond physical and chemical form, many years must pass. However, I have the solution for those who don't feel like waiting several hundred years for an investment to pay off! I have spent the majority of my life trying to develop a time machine, and I have had moderate success. The machine I made can only fit a midget and a diamond in it. Why is this relevant? Simple. I can set coal to turn into diamond, and when it does, I simply send it back to the past, where I can sell it to you!
The diamond you see above (and it totally is a diamond and is NOT a clever facsimile made of stiff paper expertly folded by me then dusted with glitter by my mother, Tanja Sova [tanjasova.etsy.com]) is the very diamond that you had already ordered. You see, the coordinates of the time machine are a little delicate and the midget pilot has stubby little fingers that can't type well. He sent the diamond you ordered too far back, and now I need you to buy it by sending me the money so that I can set the coal needed for the diamond to form. Very back to the future, no?
P.S. I apologize for any offense this description might have caused. Any and all jests, puns, and jokes were intended in as light hearted manner as possible. It's a joke, guys. Come on.