don't be ashamed, i understand...
as a species, our priorities are right out of line... right out of the ballpark... but im not here to judge you.
send me any photo via the contact button and i will turn you into Nic Cage within several hours.
i dont want to do this, nor will i gain any personal satisfaction... im not some twisted nic cage fan, i dont even watch movies and i cant explain why he haunts my dreams.... i am doing this because i need 12$
Neither you nor Mr Cage will be harmed in the process... you will receive the final JPEG in your email.
great pic for your facebook profile... special pricing for group photos
if you already look like nicolas cage, i can make you look less like him for only 6$
ADDITIONAL FEATURES:
Devilish Eyes.........................0.99 cents
Battle Wound.........................0.99 cents
Herpes....................................0.99 cents
Flying Squirrel.......................0.99 cents
Ominous Black Cat...............0.99 cents
Christian Slater......................0.99 cents
View more one-of-a-kind oddities at my shop:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/JazzberryBlue?ref=si_shop
or view my website at www.JazzBerryBlue.Com (Flash Format Only)
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
