This, my friend, is what an Anti-Valentine is for. Give it to someone else, or give it to yourself. Appropriate for anyone with a bad attitude.
This card is printed on heavy fiber cardstock. It measures 5" x 7". The text reads, "Now, watch what happens when I squeeze!" The back features the Feeping Creatures logo and is hand-signed by the artist. Does it come with an envelope? Of course it comes with an envelope! Said envelope is cream-colored. The whole thing is postable, should you wish to mail it.
I'll ship it to you in a bigger envelope and pad it so it doesn't get damaged en route.
Have any questions?
Contact the shop owner.
