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Give this one to the special person in your life who is intimately familiar with your body & soul.

Each one is hand scripted. Which means no two are alike.

5"x6.5" blank inside

It even comes with an envelope. I know, I'm super generous like that.

*stressed out swine not included

P.S. If you are wanting more than 1 card & are a fan of bargains & laughter, you can get any 4 cards for $15 with free shipping right here:

Funny Valentine card! You make me happy as a clam and you make my clam happy.

$4.00 USD
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