It's not going to happen.
Therefore, I've hand-stitched "Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen" from the great movie Mean Girls onto bright organic yellow cotton with dark maroon cotton embroidery floss.
Best to hang in your locked. You know, just in case you forget.
More of a Gretchen Weiners than Regina George? Here you go: http://www.etsy.com/listing/93761824
Interested in different colors, font, or a different size? Convo me!
• Stretched in a 4" circular wooden hoop
• Comes from a smoke-free, animal friendly home
• This item is made to order - please allow up to three weeks for creation, plus extra time for delivery.
• The hoop pictured has been sold, but you will receive one made as close to the same as possible - as with most handmade items, slight variances are to be expected
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