Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!"
The other says, "Are you sure??"
"Yes, I'm positive!"
The noble gases walk into a bar. No one reacts.
What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?
I could keep telling chemistry jokes, or you could just get this awesome scarf.
What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
Dimensions: 6.5" x 48"
Yarn: Caron Simply Soft (100% Acrylic)
Pattern by seller
Care: Machine wash cold, dry flat
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