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Does Mom act put upon by her responsibilities as a wife and mother? Does she like to carry on as if her own shit don't stink? Let that narcissistic martyr know just how you feel about her! Whether you sign it and drop it in the mail to sweet old Mom or just write a note in it and hide it away in your sock drawer, this card says it all to a Mom who seems to think that maternal affection is a burden.

It also makes a great gag gift if your mom is the kind that would take a bullet for you...

The front of the card reads: Mom, I spent an hour in the card store trying to find the perfect card...

The inside reads: But there weren't any for loony narcissistic martyrs.

The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.

Item will ship in one business day.

Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.

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  • Materials: card stock, paper
  • Feedback: 110 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from United States
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