It also makes a great gag gift if your mom is the kind that would take a bullet for you...
The front of the card reads: Mom, I spent an hour in the card store trying to find the perfect card...
The inside reads: But there weren't any for loony narcissistic martyrs.
The card is approximately 5" x 8" folded and is printed on quality white card stock. It is shipped in a protective plastic sheath and comes with a 5 15/16" x 8 5/8" white greeting card envelope.
Item will ship in one business day.
Note: The digital images above are branded with a watermark to prevent internet piracy. The watermark does not appear on the actual product.
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