Have you tried using the small "your mom" from my shop to escalate and win arguments and insult wars, but it just isn't doing enough for you? Does its tiny size make your powerful argument seem weaker than it really is? Does your volume have to increase to make the point that a cross stitch should be making for you?
Try the upgrade.
Now instead of waving a 3x3" stitch in someone's face when they say your breath smells like garlic, you can point across an entire room to show them your response: "your mom."
*FRAME: Even more effective than the small version in showing everybody who's boss (um..."your mom"?), this completed cross stitch is now available in 4x6 or 5x7, framed in fresh-from-the-Goodwill secondhand frames, and ready to hang or prop on a tabletop (except outside the U.S. and Canada, where it will be received ready to frame).
The frames pictured are examples of Goodwill frames, though probably not the exact ones you would receive -- feel free to request basic colors/sizes/features, and I'll do my best to accommodate ("contact seller" at the bottom of this listing).
*CUSTOMIZE: Choose between "landscape" (long/horizontal) and "portrait" (tall/vertical) versions of "your mom," and feel free to request any color combination you'd like in the purchase order, or other customizations via convo. (Portrait orientation and red text/blue flowers as shown above will be default if I don't hear from you regarding preference.)
*GIFT WRAP: Giving "your mom" as a gift? Let me know in the purchase order or by convo and I'll wrap it up in plain paper with a stitched card for you to write your "to" and "from" on (or let me know whose names to write if it's going straight to the recipient).
*SHIP: I'll then pack it with some newspaper ads in a yellow envelope and send it on its way via USPS first class with delivery confirmation (or international first class -- again, unframed outside the U.S. and Canada). Please see my shop policies for further shipping details.
This stitch will ship within 3 days unless I convo you otherwise or you've requested a design-altering customization (in which case, please convo me in advance of purchasing). Convo me if you need it sooner and we'll see what I can do!
See the classic small "your mom" for the office or desktop, here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/94205946/your-mom-cross-stitch-small-framed-cross
Want a matching "That's what she said"? Find it here: http://www.etsy.com/listing/89440495/thats-what-she-said-dark-red-cross
If you'd prefer, I could frame them jointly in a bi-fold frame...but why concentrate the awesome when you can spread it out? Separate frames are default.
Or check out the entire section of what she said for other color and motif options, also available for "your mom": http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins?section_id=11185410
Looking for a bit more in tiny style? Find "your mom" here with "that's what she said" mini: http://www.etsy.com/listing/94810617/thats-what-she-said-your-mom-mini-set-of
Back to the shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/aliciawatkins
---The Legal Stuff---
My designs are copyright me (Alicia Watkins 2012), so please don't copy 'em, and please don't pin them without permission!
Many of my designs are created by me using needle and thread and trial and error and are not currently for sale, though I am in the process of digitizing. If you're looking for a pattern, convo me and I'll put your preferred patterns at the top of my "to do" list.