Gruyère should've probably be born a dolphin or a Bryde's whale because he loves the warm and hates the cold, and so hangs around the area surrounding the equator instead of up north like normal narwhals. He's always had high phone bills because of his long distance phone calls, but you don't have to worry about it if you have internet in your house. He's definitely tech-savvy enough to use Skype!
Gruyère is about 9" long and 6.5" tall. He's made of fleece, felt, and love!