Flowy blowy tribal boho tunic. Lime green with embroidery and giant accents. Slip on with a pair of tights and some sky high glads and hit the town for a little Greek food at that place on the corner that scored an 87 on its last health inspection but with enough uozo, you can kill any funky shit before you end up with the runs.
Feels like polyester.
XL and as soon as my kids tell me where they hid my measuring tape, I will post accurate measurements.