But every once in a while you meet someone who's a good fit. And the two of you make delicious Chinese handcuffs with your bodies.
And it gets harder and harder to justify spending any time at all Not Fucking.
I wrote this card for that situation.
I hope it helps you celebrate the amazing fit in your life.
PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.