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I have had some awesome sex. Most of the sex I've had was OK. Not great, but not bad.
But every once in a while you meet someone who's a good fit. And the two of you make delicious Chinese handcuffs with your bodies.
And it gets harder and harder to justify spending any time at all Not Fucking.
I wrote this card for that situation.
I hope it helps you celebrate the amazing fit in your life.
Love,
Alisa
PS: The 2nd picture gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the first pic clean.
Also: Remember! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They've got pretty pictures hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are typewritten with my Smith-Carona: Bob.
Alisa Starr
Alisa Starr

Because it's awesome

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Overview

  • Handmade item
  • Materials: acrylic paint, paper, typewriter, my sense of humor, my Vaginal experiences, my friends
  • Feedback: 467 reviews
  • Ships worldwide from Washington, United States
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