Every great college party must have a great DJ. Sweet Kisses University for Zombies is literally crawling with wannabe DJ's but Pauly Die is by far the most accomplished. His spins have brought fame to many artists who would later give him proper props. He uses campus parties as practice for his club appearances and concerts so he never charges, and always gives the crowd what they want. Pauly Die isn't much when it comes to dancing with his fans, because too much sudden motion may unearth his exposed guts. He is looking for a home with great tunes and smiling faces... and lots of brains.
DJ Pauly Die stands just under 6 inches tall and is finished with a UV Protectant varnish which will keep his flesh fresh, but cannot protect him from the elements, or your dog. Please keep Pauly DJ clear of all sink-filled dishes, firearms, and playpens.