About

In addition to recycling and getting other people jazzed about recycling, I currently offer the following lessons:

how to securely strap a baby to your back using a sheet or small towel

how to eat a hamburger the size of your face all the while remaining the pretty and respectable young lady that you are

how not to waste water when brushing your teeth, jesus christ

how to thread a needle in the dark

(my rates are reasonable)

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help donate to areas suffering from disaster by purchasing sweet vintage wear! yes way! find select items in my shop tagged 'disaster relief' for more details...

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• Female
• Born on December 1
• Joined July 7, 2009

Favorite materials

breakfast burritos, recyclables