Jann VanZant's Profile
"The Legendary Tiger Hero welcomes you to The Tournament of Ultimate Power!!"
You may wonder "who is this guy? Is he worth a damn?"
Well, I ask you this:
Do you like robots?
Do you have a fondness for wailing guitars?
Do you laugh in the face of vomit?
If you answered "Hell, yeah!" while mimicking a guitar shred (Wheeerrrrr!!!) then I have the goods for you!!
Look no further than my shop where hilarity ensues, hijinx unfurl and there's a 100% chance of mutha humpin sweetness! I hope that you get so pumped that you could just totally do a jump kick!
Contact: legendarytigerhero [!at] gmail.com...
- Born on September 5
- Joined February 7, 2008