violently sick hats: "wicked, dank, and capable of laying the smack down on any other headwear."
i started knitting violently sick hats after i decided to shave my head one crisp, clear fall day. apparently, it's chilly without hair.
since then, my tresses have sprouted as quickly as does a chia-pet, but i still enjoy wearing extremely sick hats. my brother, a man of Ent-sized proportions, also enjoys my hat-wearing; he says staring down at the top of my crown is not quite so boring as it used to be.
- Joined September 22, 2009