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Hi there-

My name is Mike and I work in the marketing department at Etsy. Most of the time, I'm working on Etsy emails, including Etsy Finds, Etsy Success, Etsy Labs, Etsy Teams and Etsy News (do you get Etsy emails? Why not? http://mailinglist.etsy.com).

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Here's some info about me that I pulled from Wikipedia. Please note that I haven't had time to fact check any of this:

Mike was born circa 1343 in London, though the exact date and location of his birth are not known.

Mike's's father sent him to study grammar with the Humanist Francesco da Urbino in Florence as a young boy. The young artist, however, showed no interest in his schooling, preferring to copy paintings from churches and seek the company of painters

After Britain withdrew from the War in 1713, Mike turned to piracy. He would plunder merchant ships, forcing them to allow his crew to board their ship.

Mike began playing the role of Thomas Magnum in 1980 after six failed TV pilots. The show would go on for eight seasons and 162 episodes until 1988, winning him an Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series in 1984. He was famous for his moustache, a Hawaiian-style aloha shirt, and Detroit Tigers baseball cap.

Following Wham!'s break-up in late-1986, Mike moved to Monaco and tried his hand at Formula Three motor racing.

Today he is regarded not only as the founding father of both French and German monarchies, but also as the father of Europe.