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BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:51:41 -0500

$150.00
READY TO SHIP IN WOMENS SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE made to order for menz and custom sizing if desired.

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight black sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. This DB is black, also available in grey, neon green, orange, yellow, red, light blue, navy blue. The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still be yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

SPAG FLATION CREW

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:49:05 -0500

$75.00
Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nation! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

NEW/ MORE BANGING/ RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL POT OF GOLD (small)

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 16:37:57 -0500

$28.00
We made them better!

Color spectrum is now more vibrant! Brighter rainbow, more colors with brand new ROYAL BLUE BUTT AND BACKGROUND! Makes you even more super!

Snotty and Ruffeo think in color all the time 24 hours a day. Rhls color sense evolves, revolves, solves all your problems! Impress your friends and own the coolest underwear in the world.

They not only look cool, the feel cool: quote from a real RHLS patron of Rainbows Shooting From a Mystical Pot of Gold "They make me proud to be a man!" They can make you proud to be a woman too these new royal blue rainbows shooting are now also available for women!

But not only do they make you feel cool on the outside they make you feel like a genius on the inside. Because all rhls gear is made by our 4 hands in Red Hook BK without the exploitative use of exploitative outsourcing in countries which perpetuate unregulated working conditions. Even the fabric is smart made from dead stock cotton, no sourcing sadly made fabric from 3rd world mills.

Cutie you tha best: Support handmade from ethical conditions. Fuck the fashion industry, buy correct: ANTI PHA SHUN!

Ready to ship in mens small (January 1st, we out of town). And ladys small and large! Made to order any size any gender.

YOU CAN LEARN how to make your own MANTIES!!(not the rainbows but nice manties). Follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

Fits Like SITTIN DOWN.. STANDING UP

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:02:00 -0500

$18.00
***see bottom concerning Nekkin Brace

All right ladies, home boyz put that Kate Bush album on (The Kick Inside), not too loud, and listen to it all the way through. Do some stretching and slow progressions to "Moving...." (picture one)

About the time you get to "Man With Whe Child In His eyes" feast your eyes on picture number two. Look deep inside, open up to that inflection, consider, your imaginary FANTASY YOU.

Now you're probably hearing the epic piano roll of "James And The Cold Gun" Check out picture number three, thats right, start jumping around, launch yourself into oblivion, be gay as hell! I mean Jolly! Be a homosexual too, Cus these undies, dont know gender, they dont know shit about being on more than five minutes after you drop your jeans listening to "L'Amour Looks Something Like You" with your special boytoy/ lady-love making out like crazy.

I am an object, I make american aparrel look subtle. Im the real thing, the worlds fastest underwear are the real thing.

Women can get these manties in pantie form upon request, more undies coming out CONSTANTLY in honor of our tutorial debut at threadbanger.com:

Hey if you dont want to drop the DOLLAR$ on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

These pretties feature, orange to green to grey inlay in the front, Cotton Spandex hot orange (COMFY!) on the ass. Salvaged ribbing from the brooklyn belt factory R.I.P.

Size: mens small/medium
waist =s 34 inches to 36 inches

If you are interested in learning more about the Nekkin Brace Ruffeo is wearing....
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33321755

CENTEROID SPAG

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 06:02:09 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the first of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Metallic Triangle, black body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Nekkkkkiiiinnn Brace also for sale:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36513814

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange or yellow! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle. (Add 2 weeks to production time, on top of the fact that we are cutting off production December 21st to January 1st)

BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:41:12 -0500

$150.00
READY TO SHIP IN WOMENS SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE made to order for menz and custom sizing if desired.

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight black sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. This DB is black, also available in grey, pink, navy blue. The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still be yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

READY TO SHIP///CIRCLE ZIP AMERICA

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:42:59 -0500

$100.00
Circle zip up. We will ship it monday if you order it. USPS says it will make it there if we ship on monday. So I say there's an 80% chance it will make it to you by x mas.

STRONG BONERS.

Mens medium size.

Its obviously a gold circle on a red body.

WIGGERS!

READY TO SHIP///SPAGFLATION CIRCLE T one size fits most

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:12:00 -0500

$35.00
BAGGY T SHIRTS ARE DOPE!

New addition to the Spagflation Collection (our 99 cents store) (Everything under $75)---SPAG T SPAG T SPAG T SPAG T SPAG T SPAG TSPAG T SPAG T SPAG T SPAG TSPAG T SPAG TSPAG T SPAG T SPAG T SPAG T!

Fits small and medium dudes and xs,s, m, l ladies! Nice and long and pretty baggy, the baggier you can wear it the better!

Made from salvaged cotton (production surplus) its dead stock good for the world.

Giant black cirle a perfect cirle.

Ready to ship in time for x mas!! (if you order it in the next 3 hours)

also available made to order will arrive the first week of January.

READY TO SHIP/// NEW SCRAPPING JOCK--RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:08:11 -0500

$48.00
Oh boy Oh boy new Scapping Jock color pallet! Snatch em up now and we'll get them their by x mas! Cut off time is midnight December 17th!

Here is a bold new RHLS all season clutch pair of fighting shorts. Box, kick, dance, crump, move -do the jerk.

Ill-ing checkered 3.5 inch tall waistband. Wear them to the beach, wear them to exercise, wear them to love in.

Waist band is vintage salvaged from an old abandoned belt factory. So wash on gentle /cold, hang dry. Waistband will fade and get a vintage look as it is at least 30 years old. Dry clean if you want them to stay crispy.

I rocked the prototype version at the beach and pool all summer--- I was appreciated. They are super warm as an underlayer for fall/winter bike riding too, and sooo supportive.

Can be made for the ladies see rainbows shooting from a mystical clam, imagine them like this out of spandex, specify size and gender in order if you want female version.

READY TO SHIP/// TECHNICOLOR TECHNIQUE

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:43:41 -0500

$80.00
TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH TECH-TECH

It is on. It is ready to ship. Size medium.

Fun and functional. High supportive, 3 inch elastic, tapers right where you need it. Framing and amplifying chest for a look that is just DAR-LIN!

Very special technicolor gradient moves across chest, inlaid with attention to quality. Inlay is 3/4 inch marrow, insuring a lifetime of wearability. Safety stitched of course.

Body is super lightweight black breathable salvaged fabric looks shiny and kool. (Synthetic but we stress, breathable).
Sides are industrial 1/2 inch surge to outlast the apocalypse.

RHLS makes everything out of 100% salvaged materials and/or designer surplus fabric. We never buy fabric from a source that enables unregulated, unfair working conditions. Elastic is salvaged from the Brooklyn Belt Factory, inventors of "the invisible dog!"

RHLS makes everything by hand in Red Hook Brooklyn, by Ruffeo Hearts, and Lil Snotty. ("Hearts" is the name of our apprentice program. RHLS teaches: we are growing this handmade movement with the help of dedicated ethically minded Brooklynites)

medium:
Chest 34-37
waist 29-32
hips 36-38

NEW/ MORE BANGING/ RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL POT OF GOLD (small) ready to ship

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:40:45 -0500

$28.00
///READY TO SHIP BY X MAS!/// mens small, mens small mens SMALL yall. (also a we have a medium) the clocks ticking! Get your order in by midnight x mas shipping cut off!!!!!!

We made them better!

Color spectrum is now more vibrant! Brighter rainbow, more colors with brand new ROYAL BLUE BUTT AND BACKGROUND! Makes you even more super!

Snotty and Ruffeo think in color all the time 24 hours a day. So our color sense just has to evolve, revovle, solve all your problems! Impress your friends and own the coolest underwear in the world.

They not only look cool, the feel cool: quote from a real RHLS patron of Rainbows Shooting From a Mystical Pot of Gold "They make me proud to be a man!" They can make you proud to be a woman too these new royal blue rainbows shooting are now also available for women!

But not only do they make you feel cool on the outside they make you feel like a genius on the inside. Because all rhls gear is made by our 4 hands in Red Hook BK without the exploitative use of exploitative outsourcing in countries which perpetuate unregulated working conditions. Even the fabric is smart made from dead stock cotton, no sourcing sadly made fabric from 3rd world mills.

Cutie you tha best: Support handmade from ethical conditions. Fuck the fashion industry, buy correct: ANTI PHA SHUN!

Ready to ship in mens small/ medium. And ladys small and large!

YOU CAN LEARN how to make your own MANTIES!!(not the rainbows but nice manties). Follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

QUADROCEPTICON LEGGINGS 3009

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:53:18 -0500

$68.00
*Please see shipping details at end of description.

Hello. Everybody needs leggings. But these are no leggings. What you are nestling on your monitor right now is post apocalyptic mercury to put in your belly. Savor every bite.

8 toxic hues jut and jag up your ankle, across your thigh, womanly power blasts from your vag. It is on. Set it off. Get your groove back. Its you and me against the world.

*Hey. RHLS makes taste with our base face, face fuck a fuck face. Super smart clothing with the stupid genius copy. Get shcloppy in Chalupy, eat a sloppy joe.*

Nice geometic shapes. Framed in a heather/charcoal gray. Leggings also available in background colors royal blue, dark brown or black. You can request another color and we'll go swoop it up form our designer surplus spandex source (add $10 and 5 days to production time).

Pictured is a s/m
also available in m/l and l/xl

Men! Get the man-gina quadrocepticon leggings! Same thing with a little room for your geoduck. Ruffeo wears them and gets laid^ everyday.

^Laid: When Hawaiians wrap a wreath of flowers around your neck after exiting a plane or boat.

*We are heade out for vacation. Your quadro leggings will be constructed and shipped the first week of January.. See you next year playr!

READY TO SHIP//ELECTRIC SARS GUARD EXCLAMATION POINT

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:28:11 -0500

$150.00
This is the one and only neon green sars guard hoodie we have. Its a mens small (which works pretty swell as a womens medium.. but it doesnt have the curves). We scavanged just enough neon green sweatshirt fleece to make this doggy so its one of a kind. Hopefully we'll get some more neon sometime but for now this is all you get!

So if this is the Sars guard Double Barrel for you or that special someone and you want it for x mas get it now as the 18th is our cut off for orders reaching you in time.

IN ADDITION TO: You may order double barrels in just about any color choose from: black, light blue, royal blue, navy blue, orange, heather gray, yellow or white for the color of your double barrel!

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight red sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Inner guard lined with exotic black and white animals with yellow eyes. Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

MENS SMALL: (please account for 2 inches of stretch)

chest-- 38 inches
waist-- 34
hips-- 35
length from bottom of neckline 25.5

READY TO SHIP/// ON SALE POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:59:03 -0500

$80.00
FALL 3009!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convienent for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Fit: good. womens small. See policies for great new sizing chart.

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

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READY TO SHIP IN WOMENS SMALL

Small: (please account for 2 inches of stretch)

chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

READY TO SHIP/// BUST MAGAZINE editorial feature, (blue) RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL CLAM

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:10:57 -0500

$28.00
Ready to go in time for x mas, lady's small and medium!

Hey please note background is royal blue NOT ORANGE and rainbow is orange to red to yellow to pink to sky blue!!!

Thats correct yall. RHLS is representing in Bust Magazine this month. Page 33!! check us out. Rainbows shooting from a mystical clam, front and center!! WHAT?

MODEL CRED!
Lets give it up for Zakiva, she is absolutely gorgeous and clever and nice. She blasts womenly power in these rainbow super diva undies.

These are super high quaity, super sexy panties, NOW AVAILABLE FOR THE BOYS TOO!!

So much time, love goes into the inlay and fit.

Elastic is salvaged from a now demolished belt factory, circa 1960-1980s. So its super sturdy. If you want a softer, less heavy duty waistband, leg elastic please request the pink waistband material.

THESE ARE WOMENS PANTIES, SIZE SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE

Yes they're available for men (see picture 3). Just specify.

READY TO SHIP/// SCRAPPING JOCK--sm/med

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:51:42 -0500

$48.00
Ready to ship fits small guys, fits medium guys, spandex and elastic is stretchy.

Give it up to Frank and Naomi, knice knife fight modeling tactics.

Here is a bold new RHLS all season clutch pair of fighting shorts. Box, kick, dance, crump, move -do the jerk.

Ill-ing checkered 3.5 inch tall waistband. Wear them to the beach, wear them to exercise, wear them to love in.

Waist band is vintage salvaged from an old abandoned belt factory. So wash on gentle /cold, hang dry. Waistband will fade and get a vintage look as it is at least 30 years old. Dry clean if you want them to stay crispy.

I rocked the prototype version at the beach and pool all summer--- I was appreciated. They are super warm as an underlayer for fall/winter bike riding too, and sooo supportive.

photography by laurenmaxphotography.com

READY TO SHIP/// womens med, men small TRIAD

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:22:52 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the first of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Metallic Triangle, black body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange or yellow! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle.

READY TO SHIP// SALE//Double Pocket Hood

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:36:22 -0500

$88.00
ready to ship in mens small.

NOW 20% OFF

ready to ship in mens small.

NOW 20% OFF

ready to ship in mens small.

NOW 20% OFF

Ok Ok, we've been outta town, chillaxing on the west coast, but now we are back and all this week we are posting brand new Hoodies, Crews, Zip Ups, Leggings, so much shit.

First is double double 2X 2X POCKET HOODIE! Props to Dillon Rego James and Merielle Stobie for modeling support, and Lauren Max for Photography, RHLS Collabs! Dillon is a band called Alaskas myspace.com/alaskas. We are going on east coast "THIS IS WHAT FASHION SOUNDS LIKE?" Tour in October. Book us in your town.

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger, who wants to bet on who will steal this design first, American Apparel or Urban Outfitters? Its too hard too new, they wont have it untill next fall anyhow.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convienent for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Fit: good. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

MADE TO ORDER! READY TO SHIP IN MENS SMALL (The one Dillon is modeling)

READY TO SHIP// The Uniform Project Feature NEKKIN BRACE

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:40:38 -0500

$40.00
One dress 365 days a year.

www.theuniformproject.com

So one woman has pledged to wear the same dress 7 days a week, 365 days a year. With the accompaniment of vintage and handmade accessories, layers, details. Why? To spread awareness of a movement headed by the Akanksha Foundation, forwarding the quality, and availability of better education in India. So if you like what you are hearing contribute a little $ to their cause. More about the Akanksha Foundation:

www.akanksha.org

For day 224 The Uniform Project has paired with RHLS. Kind of like a cartoon character with a super powered utility belt. Ms. Uniform Projecteer is doing a really excellent job pushing the precious envelope pairing our NB with designer Eliza Starbuck's Uniform Project Dress, some solid charcoal staple cuffs and popping red vintage boots.

Word. You too can make pretty in a Nekkin Brace. For those of you who shriek at wearing anything but black or gray and those whose mouths water for neon and primary, realize the NB fits any dress code.

Lil' Holiday lil' edition, 6 new one of a kind Nekkin Braces. Things they all have in common: Made from salvaged materials, rhombus/geometric inlay from vintage sweatshirts, Denim background sourced as manufacturer surplus. Raw and sturdy. Each NB has a utility pouch zipper closing, "the fanny pack for your face!" NEON GREEN Zippers salvaged from a failed early 90's K2 windbreaker production in Seattle (thank you K2 for sucking!) = RHLS STOCKS THE DEAD STOCK! RHLS UPCYCLES TRASH INTO GOLD! We are righteous -not self righteous, proper progress: step to this, upcycling saves the word. Modest sawdust.

BUY THE CREW MENS OR WOMENS REQUEST IN MESSAGE TO SELLER UPON PURCHASE:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35521228

REAADY TO SHIP// SPAGFLATION Circle Crew

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:40:38 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the second of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Popping Orange circle, purple body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, roomier swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought as remnants from a local spandex store, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

For mens sizes or womens medium or large please account for an extra 2 weeks of production because we have to order purple special for your hoodie (limited edition!).

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick circle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black or white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your circle.

READY TO SHIP/// RED DB, Mens Medium

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:29:36 -0500

$150.00
This is an exciting big deal expansion of our color pallet offerings.

BLAM

here is red. hanging out with his lil bud, light blue

We were color blind. NOW we see the rainbow

holiday special... double barrels in just about any color choose this here red orrrrr: black, light blue, royal blue, navy blue, lime green, orange, heather grey, yellow or white for the color of your double barrel!

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight red sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports part of a map of the world (for a limited time)

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. OH BALLS HELL YES WE HAVE SO MANY COLOR OPTIONS NOW!!! If you have been holding out to get your DB--- Lucky for you because we now stock lots of new colors: Available in yellow, purple, lime green, orange, red, grey, navy blue, white and black . The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

READY TO SHIP/// LIL BLACK DOUBLE BARREL (s, m, l)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:05:28 -0500

$150.00
READY TO SHIP IN WOMENS SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE, and MENS SMALL. If purchased by thursday the 17th you will receive your DB by Xmas!

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight black sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. This DB is black, also available in grey, pink, navy blue. The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

SPAG FLATION CREW

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:39:53 -0500

$75.00
Dogs this spag crew comes in slate gray apposed to the usual black really makes the gradient POP. Also we switched up the order of our pallet on the inlay adding more brilliant hues.. placed the earth tones on the bottom. More electric Big Bigger better BEST!

Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nations! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

SIZE: Made to order mens and womens small medium or large. See our policies for sizing chart.

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

DOUBLE TROUBLE mystical clam and mystical geoduck underwear

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:19:33 -0500

$55.00
These handsome man panties are made from the scraps of our clothing production combined with the elastic rescued from a defunct belt factory.

This listing is for matching mens and womens underwear (or mens and mens or womens and womens)
These are a sample, they are made to order.

YOU CAN LEARN how to make your own MANTIES!!!
follow our simple directions, undies in moments.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

available in small, medium or large

2X POCKET HOOD

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:17:18 -0500

$110.00
Double/Double 2X/2X POCKET/POCKET/POCKET/POCKET HOODIE!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convenient for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Fit: good. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

MADE TO ORDER! any sex any size.

chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

CHOOSE YR OWN ADVENTURE nekk n brace

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:26:45 -0500

$45.00
WATCH OUT!!! now YOU can pick the colors of your nekkn brace! just give us your top three color options for each the six pieces

You can also choose a liner color

**WINNER OR FRED FLARE'S NEXT BIG THING CONTEST**

Its a scarf. bandanna. with a zipper closing pocket to hold your treasures. like a fanny pack for your face.

bold geometric pattern

choose your own adventure style. many different ways to wear the nekk'n brace.

great for ridding bikes and looking swass.

made from 100% salvaged materials
Raw denim, NEON green K2 zippers, sometimes ECKO jean sample denim, cut up into handmade, locally made irony.

SPAGFLATION Triangle Crew

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:01:37 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the first of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Metallic Triangle, black body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange or yellow! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle.

RED

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:22:02 -0500

SNAP BONES

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:17:43 -0500

$90.00
Made to order, available in mens or womens, all sizes (see bottom for more info)

Well as you can see folks it looks fresher than ever.

FEATURING A LEGGY LINE UP:

1)We switched up our beam direction because lots of impostors have been blatantly replicating this design --Ha! Beams appear upside down now! --A lil' sidewaze even!

2)The hood is a mellowed out snap closure system as apposed to our standard heavy duty velcro sars guard closure system.

3)Hood liner features prints of our RHLS CLOWN LOGO! (only upon request, but for no extra charge!)

4)We make our jams outta salvaged deadstock cotton. WORD. RHLS SAVES!

5)We'll customize beam colors (as long as we have it in stock) give us your top 5 colors, we probably got 3 of them.

size:
This one here's a mens medium. You can have it in womens too: sizes s,m,l

mens

small: chest 38, belly 36
medium: chest 42, belly 40
large: ches 46, belly 44

Womens

small: bust: 34, waist 30, hips 36
medium: bust 36, waist 32, hips 38
large: bust 39, waist 36, hips 43

SPAG FLATION CREW

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:59:32 -0500

BUST MAGAZINE editorial feature, RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL CLAM

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:15:26 -0500

$28.00
Thats correct yall. RHLS is representing in Bust Magazine this month. Page 33!! check us out. Rainbows shooting from a mystical clam, front and center!! WHAT?

MODEL CRED!
Lets give it up for Zakiva, she is absolutely gorgeous and clever and nice. She blasts womenly power in these rainbow super diva undies.

HEY HEY HEY Waistband and leg elastic are now pink, background green unless you request orange. We out of neon yellow and grey elastic. We have omitted outer background pieces. Now its green background and inlay beams: orange, red, yellow, pink, blue.

So much time, love goes into the inlay and fit.

Elastic is salvaged from a now demolished belt factory, circa 1960-1980s. So its super sturdy. If you want a softer, less heavy duty waistband, leg elastic please request the pink waistband material.

THESE ARE WOMENS PANTIES, SIZE SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE

Yes they're available for men (see picture 3). Just specify.

IDIOT BAZOOKA manties

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:51:24 -0500

$18.00
These handsome man panties are made from the scraps of our clothing production combined with the elastic rescued from a defunct belt factory.

We have smalls, we have larges we have extra larges major thumbs up critical response, quote from a real rhls customer "RHLS Manties make me proud to be a man." Make him proud. Make yourself proud.

These are a sample, they are made to order.

Flossing turquoise to orange to charcoal grey! IN-LAID (like you. once these puppies slide on/slide off)

For real new undies releasing soonish (think bikini briefs, thongs for the ladies, girl shorts, boxer briefs.... sometime soon)in honor of our tutorial debut at threadbanger.com:

Hey if you dont want to drop the $ on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

Size: mens medium on the small side (32 -34)
waist =s 34 inches stretching to 38 inches

Worlds' Fastest Underpants

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:28:25 -0500

$18.00
HOT MAN PANTIES!
*We are out of purple waistbands, will be royal blue, or light blue or gray if you request it*

All right ladies, home boyz put that Kate Bush album on (The Kick Inside), not too loud, and listen to it all the way through. Do some stretching and slow progressions to "Moving...."

About the time you get to "Man With Whe Child In His eyes" feast your eyes on picture number two. Look deep inside, open up to that inflection, consider, your imaginary FANTASY YOU.

Now you're probably hearing the epic piano roll of "James And The Cold Gun" Check out picture number three, thats right, start jumping around, launch yourself into oblivion, be gay as hell! I mean Jolly! Be a homosexual too, Cus these undies, dont know gender, they dont know shit about being on more than five minutes after you drop your jeans listening to "L'Amour Looks Something Like You" with your special boytoy/ lady-love making out like crazy.

I am an object, I make american aparrel look subtle. Im the real thing, the worlds fastest underwear are the real thing.

These are samples, I make it upon your order, choose from small, medium or large. Women can get these manties in pantie form upon request, more undies coming out all week in honor of our tutorial debut on threadbanger.com. Hey if you dont want to drop the $ on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

These pretties feature, brown to pink to brown inlay in the front, RHLS clown test print graphic on the ass. Salvaged ribbing from the brooklyn belt factory R.I.P.

SPAG FLATION CREW, gray

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 17:59:51 -0500

$75.00
HEY HEY upgraded pennant spag crew! NEW! HEATHER GRAY BODY! Notice more colors, earth tones now at bottom. Available with charcoal, black or heather gray background. Also red, light blue or navy blue background options.

Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nation! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

BLACK PENNANT DB XTRA FANCY

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:28:21 -0500

$180.00
pennant |ˈpenənt|
noun
1 a flag denoting a sports championship or other achievement.
2 a tapering flag on a ship, esp. one flown at the masthead of a vessel in commission. Also called pennon .
3 Nautical another term for pendant .
4 Military another term for pennon (sense 1).
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: blend of pendant and pennon

**************************************************************

Our hoodies are made from deadstock sweatshirt fleece or vintage sweatshirts. Body from manufacturer surplus, flags from vintage sweatshirts.

Hey hey hey Jake I miss you! Jake is an extrordinary animal who gives lots of himself to running Healthy Times Fun Club with his wife Rebecca. H.T.F.C. is an awesome all ages venue in Seattle that benefits people of all ages and bands. Thanks for modeling you sweet lil' dawwgy.

FEATURES:

1) Inlaid brilliance. We wanted to deliver the highest caliber craftsmanship in the world for this garment, so we took inlay to a new level. Inspired by garage sales this suggestive flag shape is sure to grab attention a mile away. The inlay on the front alone takes 32 triangle pieces surged together with precision. turn it inside out and bask is the beauty of obscene seams!

2) Choose your flag colors. 3 colors. I like kelly green, red and yellow cus it really looks like some glamorous used car salesman flags or an authentic garage sale display.

3)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copy wright.

4) ZZZZip like CRAZY! >>> Zipper Opens to a very fresh and functional storage pouch pocket.

5)Body color: available in white, black, grey, navy blue and red.

6) The Fit. 3 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Woman's' version has curves for the chest and hips. Extra long torso. Fitted sleeves. Pictured is a mens small.
chest-- 38 inches
waist-- 34
hips-- 35
length from bottom of neckline 25.5

SIZE:
small, medium or large, mens or womens. See our policies section for sizing chart. http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

If you want want made to your dimensions send us your
CHEST
WAIST
HIPS
Custom made for no extra charge.

SNAP BONES

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:36:40 -0500

$90.00
Features

1)We switched up our beam direction because lots of impostors have been blatantly replicating this design --Ha! Beams appear upside down now! --A lil' sidewaze even!

2)The hood is a mellowed out snap closure system as apposed to our standard heavy duty velcro sars guard closure system.

3)Hood liner features prints of our RHLS CLOWN LOGO! (only upon request, but for no extra charge!)

4)We make our jams outta salvaged deadstock cotton. WORD. RHLS SAVES!

5)We'll customize beam colors (as long as we have it in stock) give us your top 5 colors, we probably got 3 of them.

size:
This one pictured here is a womens small. You can have it in mens too: sizes s,m,l

mens

small: chest 38, belly 36
medium: chest 42, belly 40
large: ches 46, belly 44

Womens

small: bust: 34, waist 30, hips 36
medium: bust 36, waist 32, hips 38
large: bust 39, waist 36, hips 43

Hey anti (pha-shun) sons and daughters, mommas and papas, we got GREY, WHITE, KELLY GREEN, or LIGHT BROWN on stock right now if you want a different color for the body.

RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:14:42 -0500

$18.00
All right ladies, home boyz put that Kate Bush album on (The Kick Inside), not too loud, and listen to it all the way through. Do some stretching and slow progressions to "Moving...."

About the time you get to "Man With Whe Child In His eyes" feast your eyes on picture number two. Look deep inside, open up to that inflection, consider, your imaginary FANTASY YOU.

Now you're probably hearing the epic piano roll of "James And The Cold Gun" Check out picture number three, thats right, start jumping around, launch yourself into oblivion, be gay as hell! I mean Jolly! Be a homosexual too, Cus these undies, dont know gender, they dont know shit about being on more than five minutes after you drop your jeans listening to "L'Amour Looks Something Like You" with your special boytoy/ lady-love making out like crazy.

I am an object, I make american aparrel look subtle. Im the real thing, the worlds fastest underwear are the real thing.

Women can get these manties in pantie form upon request, more undies coming out CONSTANTLY in honor of our tutorial debut at threadbanger.com:

Hey if you dont want to drop $$$$ on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

These pretties feature, YELLOW to BLACK to SLATE GREY inlay in the front, white grey on the ass. Salvaged elastic from the brooklyn belt factory R.I.P.

available in small, med, large
please specify or provide waist and leg measurement
xxx

SARS GUARD HOODY PENNANT XTRA FANCY

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:53:37 -0500

$180.00
pennant |ˈpenənt|
noun
1 a flag denoting a sports championship or other achievement.
2 a tapering flag on a ship, esp. one flown at the masthead of a vessel in commission. Also called pennon .
3 Nautical another term for pendant .
4 Military another term for pennon (sense 1).
ORIGIN early 17th cent.: blend of pendant and pennon

**************************************************************

Our hoodies are made from deadstock sweatshirt fleece and/or vintage sweatshirts.

FEATURES:

1) Inlaid brilliance. We wanted to deliver the highest caliber craftsmanship in the world for this garment, so we took inlay to a new level. Inspired by garage sales this suggestive flag shape is sure to grab attention a mile away. The inlay on the front alone takes 27 triangle pieces surged together with precision. turn it inside out and bask is the beauty of obscene seams!

2) Choose your flag colors. 3 colors. I like kelly green, red and yellow cus it really looks like some glamorous used car salesman flags or an authentic garage sale display.

3)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copy wright.

4) ZZZZip like CRAZY! >>> Zipper Opens to a very fresh and functional storage pouch pocket.

5)Body color: available in white, black, grey, navy blue and red.

6) The Fit. 3 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Woman's' version has curves for the chest and hips. Extra long torso. Fitted sleeves.

Hoody pictured is a mens medium available for shipment today!

SIZE:
small, medium or large, mens or womens
If you want want made to your dimensions send us your
BUST
WAIST
HIPS

JANE JETSON WILMA FLINSTONE )()()() (((((((69

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:37:37 -0500

$75.00
Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty grinds, I mean we bust hard, but something very very special is happening right now. We are very proud to introduce a whole new addition to the SPAGFLATION AESTHETIC:

Judy Jetson Meets Wilma Flinstone DRESS.
Please take note of the subtle accents,

or... NOT SO SUBTLE ACCENTS! :

First notice the puff sleeves. They look best when you kind of smash them up and let them crinkle.

Second, consider the inlay. Its an expansion from our kaleidoscope dress design, the angles frame the chest moving into the very special sleeve. Jane Jetson Fucking the shit out of Wilma Flinstone = Jilma Fetson.
This cacophony of color continues into the cult like chest. A TRIAD OF WOMAN POWER, like 1)Ruffeo, 2)Hearts and 3)Lil' Snotty, harness the joy.

Third (almost done here folks) we consider the Wilma side of the piece, the Jane is blatant no? The Wilma is blatant too I guess, yellow body color, the end.

Just kidding! Fourth, Made from deadstock that is 100% cotton. This dress is available in small medium and large.

Yo this dress is available in black with brown sleeves too!

One pictured is a small

SIZING CHART
small:
Chest 32-35
waist 27-30
hips 34-37
length 29 (From the bottom of the v neckline to the bottom of waistband).

medium:
Chest 34-37
waist 29-32
hips 36-38
length 29 (From the bottom of the v neckline to the bottom of waistband).

large:
Chest 36-40
waist 32- 34
hips 38-42
length 32 (From the bottom of the v neckline to the bottom of waistband).

BUST MAGAZINE editorial feature, RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL CLAM

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:36:25 -0500

$28.00
Thats correct yall. RHLS is representing in Bust Magazine this month. Page 33!! check us out. Rainbows shooting from a mystical clam, front and center!! WHAT?

MODEL CRED!
Lets give it up for Zakiva, she is absolutely gorgeous and clever and nice. She blasts womenly power in these rainbow super diva undies.

These are super high quaity, super sexy panties, NOW AVAILABLE FOR THE BOYS TOO!!

So much time, love goes into the inlay and fit.

Elastic is salvaged from a now demolished belt factory, circa 1960-1980s. So its super sturdy. If you want a softer, less heavy duty waistband, leg elastic please request the pink waistband material.

THESE ARE WOMENS PANTIES, SIZE SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE

Yes they're available for men (see picture 3). Just specify.

SHIT TON OF TRIANGLES 39 TRIANGLE INLAY CREW

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:01:23 -0500

$90.00
Brand New, The Pennant Crew Sweatshirt.

Consisting of 39 Triangles pieces! Holly Cows, thats a lot of inlay! Major high scale quality, industrially serged seams with a 1/2 inch marrow insures a garment that will last lifetimes 10. Sewn with our brand new, freshly calibrated JUKI, this stitch is pretty!

Structural flare shows your dedication to next level design. You are RHLS FALL 3009, join the movement.

New sweatshirt shape, 2 inches added to this here womens small body, for a casually elongating torso, looks fresh with skinny leg jeans or loose fit.

Deeper swooping neckline.

2 inches added to sleeve.

All fabrics sourced as deadstock. 50% Cotton 50% Polyester so your hoody will not shrink. (we still recomend washing on cold, hang drying to preserve fabric luster, and avoid any fading). New light weight ribbing has nice return to hold sweatshirt to hips.

Inspired by garage sale celebratory flags, or used car salesman magestica!

Available in mens, womens small, medium, large or x large (see our profile for new sizing chart).

http://www.etsy.com/profile.php?user_id=15323

SPAG FLATION CREW mens or womens

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:59:26 -0500

$75.00
This can me male or female! Please specify gender and size upon order is "message to seller"

Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nation! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

See policy for awesome sizing chart!
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

mens small:
chest-- 38 inches
waist-- 34
hips-- 35
length from bottom of neckline 25.5

womens small:
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL POT OF GOLD extra fancy

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:28:54 -0500

$28.00
READY TO SHIP in size SMALL or MEDIUM
please specify

These handsome man panties are made from the scraps of our clothing production combined with the elastic rescued from a defunct belt factory.

These are a sample, they are made to order.

RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL POT OF GOLD

Women can get these manties in pantie form upon request, more undies coming out CONSTANTLY in honor of our tutorial debut at threadbanger.com:

YOU CAN LEARN how to make your own MANTIES!!!

follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

available in small, medium

BUST MAGAZINE FEATURE AUGUST ISSUE))) (((TECHNICOLOR TECHNIQUE ROMPER

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 23:08:25 -0500

$110.00
Yes yes, Bust Magazine centerfold feature Technicolor Technique. You too are a center fold girl. Be the magic, materialize the dream,

"Technicolor Technique:" A romper to clean your teeth.

Fun and functional. High supportive, 3 inch elastic, tapers right where you need it. Framing and amplifying chest for a look that is just DAR-LIN! Built in Shorts! FUCK YEAH POCKETS closing with salvaged red zippers.

Very special technicolor gradient moves across chest, inlaid with attention to quality. Inlay is 3/4 inch marrow, insuring a lifetime of wearability. Safety stitched of course.

Body is super lightweight black breathable salvaged fabric looks shiny and kool. (Synthetic but we stress, breathable).
Sides are industrial 1/2 inch surge to outlast the apocalypse.

RHLS makes everything out of 100% salvaged materials and/or designer surplus fabric. We never buy fabric from a source that enables unregulated, unfair working conditions. Elastic is salvaged from the Brooklyn Belt Factory, inventors of "the invisible dog!"

RHLS makes everything by hand in Red Hook Brooklyn, by Ruffeo Hearts, and Lil Snotty. ("Hearts" is the name of our apprentice program. RHLS teaches: we are growing this handmade movement with the help of dedicated ethically minded Brooklynites)

SIZE SMALL, available in Medium and Large please specify size in message to buyer upon your purchase. Important torso length custom fit to you! Please give us your measurement of center of shoulder to crotch for purrfect fit!

SIZING CHART
small:
Chest 32-35
waist 27-30
hips 34-37

medium:
Chest 34-37
waist 29-32
hips 36-38

large:
Chest 36-40
waist 32- 34
hips 38-42

SPAG FLATION CREW

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:58:26 -0500

$75.00
HEY HEY upgraded pennant spag crew! Notice more colors, earth tones now at bottom. Available with charcoal, black or heather gray background. Also red, light blue or navy blue background options.

Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nation! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

JANE JETSON WILMA FLINSTONE mash up any size

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:14:54 -0500

SPAGFLATION, medium

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 19:56:24 -0500

$75.00
Spagflation: Its the RHLS 99 Cents-And Up Store! Oh holler. Spag for eating Spagetti, stagflation.. spagflation. Give them what they want. It's good they want that. That's not a bad thing to want.

Ethically made in REDHOOK, Brooklyn. Sewn by the designers, lots of fabric cutting help from the Hearts apprentice program. Americans making clothes in North America.. (ok we have a basement full of slaves this whole thing is just a big scam) No we appose industry slavery. We even appose a lot of made in the USA clothing lines because they are paying legal and illegal immigrants less than minimum wage, without benefits.

RHLS benefits industry progress, transparent production practices, and fabric sourced as manufacturer surplus or deadstock in the USA.

OK OK, What about this crew? Its been improved monsieurs! More colors, more rainbow, and we flipped the gradient so earth tones and grays are at the bottom, rich hues up to the shoulder. Neck line is lower, thats comfortable and casual.

Still only $75 for so much deluxe designer quality, Cutie you the Best, Spagflation you the Best.

Pictured is a womens small see our policy section for sizing chart available for men, women, dogs small medium or large

please specify size when ordering

SCRAPPING JOCK--RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:09:18 -0500

$48.00
Give it up to Frank and Naomi, knice knife fight modeling tactics.

Here is a bold new RHLS all season clutch pair of fighting shorts. Box, kick, dance, crump, move -do the jerk.

Ill-ing checkered 3.5 inch tall waistband. Wear them to the beach, wear them to exercise, wear them to love in.

Waist band is vintage salvaged from an old abandoned belt factory. So wash on gentle /cold, hang dry. Waistband will fade and get a vintage look as it is at least 30 years old. Dry clean if you want them to stay crispy.

I rocked the prototype version at the beach and pool all summer--- I was appreciated. They are super warm as an underlayer for fall/winter bike riding too, and sooo supportive.

photography by laurenmaxphotography.com

SPAG FLATION CREW

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:24:17 -0500

SPAGFLATION Triangle Crew, womens small

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:41:37 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the 2/5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves aphordable phashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Green Triangle, red body, trusty white sleeve. Christmas effect not intended but extra positive gimmick right now. (But will be really awesome when you remember you're jewish, fuck Christ fuck Santa Claus wear red, green and white) Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small can be constructed and shipped lickety split in time for Hanuka!

LADY SMALL
(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length (from bottom of neckline)-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black and white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle.

POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:20:02 -0500

$110.00
DOUBLE POCKET HOODIE!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger, who wants to bet on who will steal this design first, American Apparel or Urban Outfitters? Its too hard too new, they wont have it untill next fall anyhow.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convenient for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Grey to the turq to the orange. Sensible upcycled grey zipper. Pop it all off with yellow salvaged waistband.

Fit: good. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

MADE TO ORDER!

READY TO SHIP IN MENS SMALL (pictured)

REGAL GRAY DOUBLE BARREL

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:01:39 -0500

$150.00

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight gray sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now.

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.
CHOOSE SMALL, MEDIUM OR LARGE WO(MENS) EITHER!

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still me yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

EL RUFFEO SARS GUARD DB

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:02:15 -0500

$200.00
Introducing a new line of extra fancy double barrels, featuring the SARS GUARD FACE PROTECTOR* plus so much more.

This listing is for ruffeo's brand new geodesic double barrel (its the one he eats, sleeps, fucks and bucks in) Now available for you-- DEBUT! DEBUT! If you want the Ruffeo db its $200 (for the time for that tricked out sars guard inlay, can be purchased for $180 but the sars guard will be blank)

Our hoodies are made from deadstock sweatshirt fleece or vintage sweatshirts. This particular breed's background is from deadstock, inlay from vintage sweatshirts.

FEATURES:

Inlaid brilliance. Mackswell originally designed this db for himself so it a wet dream fantasy hoodie by the fastasy wet dream fantasy for the wet dream fantasy. Its all that and a bag of plantain chips. Kriss Krossing jig jagging, spacial relating geodesic formula inlay up the torso, technicolor inlay shooting across the sars guard.

SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

Zippers like CRAZY! opening to a very fresh and functional storage pouch pocket. .

SIZES SHOWN: mens medium. Available for men, women, small medium and large. See sizing chart in policies section.

custom sizing available, no extra charge, this is deluxe darlinks!

BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:27:43 -0500

$150.00
READY TO SHIP IN WOMENS SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE made to order for menz and custom sizing if desired.

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight black sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. This DB is black, also available in grey, pink, navy blue. The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still be yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

QUADROCEPTICON LEGGINGS 3009

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:14:25 -0500

$68.00
Hello. Everybody needs leggings. But these are no leggings. What you are nestling on your monitor right now is post apocalyptic mercury to put in your belly. Savor every bite.

8 toxic hues jut and jag up your ankle, across your thigh, womanly power blasts from your vag. It is on. Set it off. Get your groove back. Its you and me against the world.

*Hey. RHLS makes taste with our base face, face fuck a fuck face. Super smart clothing with the stupid genius copy. Get shcloppy in Chalupy, eat a sloppy joe.*

Nice geometic shapes. Framed in merigold. Leggings also available in background colors anything you want. You can request your color and we'll go swoop it up form our designer surplus spandex source (add $10 and 5 days to production time).

Pictured is a s/m
also available in m/l and l/xl

Men! Get the man-gina quadrocepticon leggings! Same thing with a little room for your geoduck. Ruffeo wears them and gets laid* everyday.

*Laid: When Hawaiians wrap a wreath of flowers around your neck after exiting a plane or boat.

LEGGINGS, SPAN F-CKING DECKS pink, yellow, blue, green, grey, gold, orange

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:03:42 -0500

$28.00
Stagflation + eating spagetti when you're broke + designer clothing under 75 dollars = SPAGFLATION LINE.

Introducing the newest addition to the spagflation line: basic span decks legging.

Thats off the chain, thats off the chain thats off tha chain.

Ready to ship now in womens (unisex) small and medium neon pink, neon orange, neon blue, neon yellow and kelly green. Made to order in dark purple, metallic slate grey, gold, black and aqua.

Thanks to sweet Seattle RHLSers for modeling: Dillon, Naomi, Merrielle, and Frank.

photography by laurenmaxphotography.com

SPAGFLATION ladys crew

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:34:04 -0500

BIG BLUE DOUBLE BARREL

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:32:32 -0500

$150.00
Introducing the Big Blue Double Barrel! HA! Introducing Walter! Heart # 8!! Walter goes to school at NYU studying linguistics by day, and fights crime by night at RHLS. Freedom Fighter Turkish Delighter! Walter helps with production cutting patterns, posting items on our websites rhls.bigcartel.com (hey hey secret free shippping if you order off big cartel), rhls.supermarkethq.com and rhls.com! Walter is interested in strengthening his sewing skills so we have him practice basic straight stitch and serger technique, he made a shoulder bag and a headband.. Didn't you Walter? And it was fucking fun, and empowering. This boy has the power of 7 enchanted ball sack wizards. Join the handmade movement become a RHLS Heart (The apprentice program) RHLS TEACHES! HEARTS HELP! HEARTS LEARN!

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Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight bay-bay blue sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available for the lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports the world! Yes, while supplies last we will be sewing patches of this sweet canvas map into your inner guard.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under trademark.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc yellow from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. OH BALLS HELL YES WE HAVE SO MANY COLOR OPTIONS NOW!!! If you have been holding out to get your DB--- Lucky for you because we now stock lots of new colors: Available in yellow, purple, green, orange, red, grey, navy blue, white and black . The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium pinned to fit walter. Available in small and large too. mens and womens.

DENIM/PLEATHER HEATHERS BK1

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:21:33 -0500

$250.00
OH PHHHHHHUCK. We've taken one of our favorite classic windbreaker designs and transformed it, transexually. A once electric wild street fighter neon nylon windbreaker turns classy denim and pleather.

LEARN:

Now completely seam hiding liner. Out of Red spandex (actually mad warm and lightweight!) or Red dress shirt cotton (both sources deadstock or manufacturer overstock).

Chest plate is pleather, eat up vegans. From the belt factory raid, was some random couch apolstry material we found in a corner.

Designer denim, JET BLACK.

Shiny gold top stitch (the kind used on jeans)

AVAILABLE IN Mens/Womens SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE please specify in "note to seller" upon your purchase.Can be custom made to your dimensions for an extra $20

Made to order, please allow up to two weeks for delivery.

For $100 less you can get the original design in neon or canvas specify desired colors shell/chest plate. Find it here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29479731

Clitature MANTIES

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:22:20 -0500

$18.00
Cubist Literature. C-LIT. WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHAT?!
cubistliterature.etsy.com

My boy's on set, my boy's on top, Craig Hunter revealed, FINALLY! And where did you see it first, FOX NEWS.

Fuck yes, these manties where especially made in China, specially sad. I personally dressed up in an icecream cone suit and ate ice cream for hours while kids sewed away on these delicious boy bikini briefs.

SLAVE LABOR GETS FUCKED OFF! AGAIN AND AGAIN! Victoria Secret is made in China, falls apart, and costs $50! Your mom must be an idiot, she should have bought you undies from RHLS!: Where only the smartest K9 Psychologysts and Cafeterians hovercraft above and beyond counterintuiteve counter progress mass produced pitfalls. PISS OFF! Piss in R Kelly's mouth.

Craig is a real special guy for Lil' Snotts and R. When Craig visited RHLS for the first time in Seattle when we still worked out of our bedroom, we were like, Yes its a ridiculous game, you can totally make magic all day long and get paid and so can you. Craig went back to Houston and blew us out of the water in like a month.

Now we all have the most amazing job(hand). We handjob instant gratification all night all day. Red Hook, Parachute, you got that hat.(thinking)

The Clit Manties come in small, medium, large. made from all salvaged materials, deadstock cotton, vintage ts, Elastic from a demolished belt factory circa 1973-1995ish zone

RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:20:26 -0500

$18.00
These handsome man panties are made from the scraps of our clothing production combined with the elastic rescued from a defunct belt factory.

Women can get these manties in pantie form upon request, more undies coming out CONSTANTLY in honor of our tutorial debut at threadbanger.com:

Hey if you dont want to drop the $18 on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

Size: mens small/ (32s)
waist =s 34 inches to 36 inches

contact for other sizes

SPAGLATION Circle Crew

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:11:16 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the second of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Popping Orange circle, purple body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, roomier swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought as remnants from a local spandex store, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick circle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black or white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your circle.

SPAGFLATION Triangle Crew

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:54:09 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the first of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Green Triangle, red body, trusty white sleeve. Christmas effect not intended but extra positive gimmick right now. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Mens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 38 inches
waist-- 34
hips-- 35
length from bottom of neckline 25.5

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black and white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle.

SPAGFLATION Square Crew

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:48:51 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the fourth of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Look at Snotty and here tree. Get that tree. Show it who's boss.

Shapes to satisfy! Yellow square, light blue body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, roomier swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought as remnants from a local spandex store, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick square and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black or white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your square.

SPAGFLATION Triangle Crew

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:47:42 -0500

$75.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the first of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Metallic Triangle, black body, trusty white sleeve. Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, curved for the hips and chest, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Womens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick triangle and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange or yellow! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer on your triangle.

DADS GOT STRONG CALFS underpants for humons

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:48:04 -0500

$18.00
All right ladies, home boyz put that Kate Bush album on (The Kick Inside), not too loud, and listen to it all the way through. Do some stretching and slow progressions to "Moving...."

About the time you get to "Man With Whe Child In His eyes" feast your eyes on picture number two. Look deep inside, open up to that inflection, consider, your imaginary FANTASY YOU.

Now you're probably hearing the epic piano roll of "James And The Cold Gun" Check out picture number three, thats right, start jumping around, launch yourself into oblivion, be gay as hell! I mean Jolly! Be a homosexual too, Cus these undies, dont know gender, they dont know shit about being on more than five minutes after you drop your jeans listening to "L'Amour Looks Something Like You" with your special boytoy/ lady-love making out like crazy.

I am an object, I make american aparrel look subtle. Im the real thing, the worlds fastest underwear are the real thing.

Hey if you dont want to drop $ on these handmade manties learn how to make your own, follow our simple directions, undies in moments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsb6ciBJmI

These pretties feature, YELLOW to BLACK to SLATE GREY inlay in the front, grey on the ass. Salvaged elastic from the brooklyn belt factory R.I.P.

available in small, med, large
please specify or provide waist and leg measurement
xxx

SPAN DECKS BODY SUIT 3009

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:01:01 -0500

$150.00
WITH PRIDE WE INTRODUCE A BRAND NEW ADDITION TO THE RHLS SPRING DIVISION: SPAN DECKS FLESH BAG, with short shorts length legs.

RAWUUR! Rawer then ever. Let out a mighty ROAAAAAAAR! Gaudy like chic, like fresh like dumpling.

Yo give it up for Meg Morales the face of RHLS. Girl represents for the visual arts, painting. Homie makes music as well! Meg works expressive movement into her look, working expressive art into the industry, like RHLS melds art with function, its a match made in heaven.

FEATURES:

1. Poppin off Inlay, poppin your body into consumable technicolor snacks. Get ready for beach side dazzling, street flossing projection, dance fight interpretation, super human stepping. (Jazzersizin fools up).

2. Fit: Available in small medium and large. Inlay around torso to leg area works to pop bootie, deep swoop, and super stretch spandex supports and amplifies chesticles.

3. Color options, body available in, black, neon pink, neon orange, dark brown, royal blue and flesh tone.

4. Made from spandex fragments (designer surplus) and scraps bought from a mom and pops fabric shop in the garment district.

7. Also available with full length arms.

Body suit pictured is a x-small to medium. Also available in large.

REGAL GRAY DOUBLE BARREL

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:48:12 -0500

SHIT TON OF TRIANGLES 39 TRIANGLE INLAY CREW

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:14:29 -0500

LEGGINGS, SPAN F-CKING DECKS pink, yellow, blue, green, grey, gold, orange

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:40:52 -0500

POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:46:46 -0500

$110.00
DOUBLE POCKET HOODIE!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger, who wants to bet on who will steal this design first, American Apparel or Urban Outfitters? Its too hard too new, they wont have it untill next fall anyhow.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convenient for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Grey to the Yellow to the Turquoise. Flashing upcycled neon green zipper. Pop it all off with yellow salvaged waistband.

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

Fit: the best. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.

MADE TO ORDER!

Pictured is a womens small

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 32.5 inches
waist-- 29.5
hips-- 36
length from bottom of neckline-- 25

See policies for full sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

REGAL GRAY DOUBLE BARREL

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:46:46 -0500

BIG RED DOUBLE BARREL

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:32:39 -0500

$150.00
This is an exciting big deal expansion of our color pallet offerings.

BLAM

here is red. hanging out with his lil bud, light blue

We were color blind. NOW we see the rainbow

holiday special... double barrels in just about any color

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight red sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports part of a map of the world (for a limited time)

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. OH BALLS HELL YES WE HAVE SO MANY COLOR OPTIONS NOW!!! If you have been holding out to get your DB--- Lucky for you because we now stock lots of new colors: Available in yellow, purple, green, orange, red, grey, navy blue, white and black . The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:20:33 -0500

$150.00
READY TO SHIP IN MENS AND WOMENS SMALL, MEDIUM AND LARGE

Gourmet hoody connoisseurs, smoke this hog. This hoody is extra plush cus its made from brand new medium weight black sweatshirt fleece. Its from deadstock, that's fabric leftover from a mass production that got caught up in a warehouse ever forgotten until now. A really flattering mens hoody available in lady's too!

FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****FEATURES****

1)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch. Inner guard sports Jon Travolta from his first sitcom "Welcome Back Kotter"

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

2) Pockets are brand new!! F WORD, they're a real slick inlaid design, subtle and fuctional, flashing a little piping esc brown from the liner fabric.

3) The Fit. Over 2 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Long torso. Fitted sleeves.

4) COLOR OPTIONS. This DB is black, also available in grey, pink, navy blue. The fabric is medium weight sweatshirt fleece, ALWAYS DEADSTOCK ALWAYS ETHICAL. Its is from scratch, its new, but still upcycled. rad.

####SIZE: MADE TO ORDER MADE TO ORDER. The one pictured is a mens medium. Available in small and large to. mens and womens.

HERE'S SOME FROTH FROM MY MOUTH PERTAINING TO THE ORIGIN OF "DOUBLE BARREL" (sort of).

Sometimes people ask me "Hey nameless- ruffeo -bobbymacks, why do you call the sars guard hoodie a Doubble Barrel?"
I reply "Twice the killin it, two barrels means two velcro straps, the hook and the loop, the male and the female, come together in that sweet 69 shape to get everyone off all day.."
"Eat a dick you mysogynistic bastard" replies the questioner, "Can't it still me yin and yang if two dudes are smoking hogs?"
"AM I NOT THE ORIGINAL UNICORN? THE UNI BROW WITH THE UNI PORN?" I retort "the double loves sucking cock, god. I'm sucking two cocks right now, I dont even know how I can use my vocal cords so well while I spit this pro-dom shit...."

Either way them slaps would hurt if I didn't wear a sars guard. And them unwanted kisses of approval would be gross, thanks to the the bliss blocker, this kiss jocker, the OG OJ Stocker.

SPAGFLATION multi shape crew

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:13:14 -0500

$85.00
BRAND NEW! BRAND NEW! RHLS SPAGFLATION BRAND EXPANDS!

Here is the fifth of 5 new spagflation crew sweatshirts! Who loves affordable fashion during a shaky economic climate? Everyone.

Shapes to satisfy! Green Triangle, purple square, yellow square red body, trusty white sleeve! Upgraded designer fit. Tapered at the waist, lower swooping neck line.

Handmade by Ruffeo, Hearts (the RHLS apprentice program) and Lil' Snotty in Red Hook Brooklyn. We vow to make all our garments out of sustainable materials. Body from deadstock (manufacturer overstock) white sleeve from deadstock, silver spandex triangle bought from a local spandex store, from the remnants bin, ribbing upcycled from vintage sweatshirts or deadstock.

We sew our garments with industrial surgers and industrial straight stitch machines. That makes for a sweatshirt that will last for life>> BANGING FOR YOUR BUCKS!

Made to order for women or men small medium or large (( see our policies section for sizing chart:
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323 ))

Mens small (pictured) is ready to ship!

(please account for 2 inches of stretch)
chest-- 38 inches
waist-- 34
hips-- 35
length from bottom of neckline 25.5

We now stock almost every color in the rainbow! Feel free to custom pick shapes and background colors from: Red, lime green, purple, royal blue, orange, yellow, black and white! and any shade of neon/primary spandex if you would like that extra shimmer.

EL RUFFEO

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:07:16 -0500

$180.00
Introducing a new line of extra fancy double barrels, featuring the SARS GUARD FACE PROTECTOR* plus so much more.

This listing is for ruffeo's brand new geodesic double barrel (its the one he eats, sleeps, fucks and bucks in) Now available for you-- DEBUT! DEBUT! If you want the Ruffeo db its $200 (for the time for that tricked out sars guard inlay, can be purchased for 180 but the sars guard will be blank)

Our hoodies are made from deadstock sweatshirt fleece or vintage sweatshirts, this particular bread is made strictly from brand new, (but still bought from a thrift store) sweatshirts.

FEATURES:

Inlaid brilliance. We wanted to deliver the highest caliber craftsmanship in the world for this garment, so we took inlay to a new level. Inspired by garage sales this suggestive flag shape is sure to grab attention a mile away. The inlay on the front alone takes 27 triangle pieces surged together with precision. turn it inside out and bask is the beauty of obscene seams!

SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty) protected under copyright.

Zippers like CRAZY! opening to a very fresh and functional storage pouch pocket. .

SIZES SHOWN: mens xsmall (on jake) mens medium (on ruffeo)

custom sizing available
please contact for info

SALE

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:01:13 -0500

$50.00
Tank on sale only available in womens small, otherwise its regular price $68.

They call em' WATER SPORT TANK, that's "unfuckwithable" in Portuguese.

CAN you appreciate this? Im nasty dirty challenge, like Sylvester Stalone in cliff hanger. We so hard, like, "this bell is a fog horn" tooting Recognize starlit shadow dancer. We so jazzy like, Steven Segal singing girl its alright (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4)

Imagine DMX screaming Ugh! Thats what this tank top is all about.

A whole lot of triangular inlay is not an easy thing to design and sew, thats why this tank top cost $68. I know its a fucking recession but you will wear this tank all summer and for the rest of your life.

Ethically made in Red Hook Brooklyn by Sarah Jones (ill snotty) and Diana (RHLS heart II, a rad lady in our apprentice program) Designed by Mackswell Sherman (ruffeo) human beings who are not exploited while making functional art for you to wear, who would of thunk it?

100% COTTON. This shit is salvaged. Inlay bought as manufacturer surplus. DEAD STOCK is a better alternative than buying materials made in unfair conditions outside the US, support production that is responsible, accountable and you face fuck dilapidated dictators right our of their power.

Yeah we talk a lot of shit, but we're damn proud of what we do. So we're not just kind of mentioning the fact that we support progressive production and ethical business practices we screaming "we are fucking better than you american eagle, target, gap you pussies need to go the fuck out of business, step off and die, we dont need you anymore."

Made to order available in mens and womens small, medium and large.

MODEL CRED:
Meg Morales make it look reel fuckin good, reel em' in. Meg makes visual art with paint, meg makes visual art with her body, Meg makes progress within industry. Americas' Next Top Model Finalist, what?! recognize! If you would like to hire her for your next photo shoot please email ruffeoheartslilsnotty@gmail.com.

SPAG FLATION CREW

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:47:00 -0500

BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:24:34 -0500

SCRAPPING JOCK--RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:51:07 -0500

SPAG FLATION CREW mens small

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:07:48 -0500

$75.00
Please note we have a new color gradient earth tones at bottom, technicolor on top. It looks better! ::
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34356775

Its a new line, inspired by stagnation, stagflation and two spag eating caucasians own little irey imagi-nation! We like a good pack of spag when the pennies pinch you. We like simple staples handmade with the super quality RHLS Stamp of Fuck YEAH!

Better than american apparel (Receive the quality you paid for, cut the frump, shove off the fraying.. the wimpy seams)! Handmade by the designers themselves (out of salvaged sweatshirts/ deadstock designer sweatshirt fleece and ts mommy!) Limited editions --- CREW SWEATSHIRT.

Technicolor! Gradient moves sidewaze up that hot torso of yours in pennant shapes! Grab this one quick fellas and ladies- its extra special

AND ONE SLEEVE IS WHITE?!!! ONE BLACK?!! damn RHLSers you make brains go ka-pow!

JOY! JOY! JOY! ENDORSED BY THE G.O.P. OUR FAVORITE TERRORISTS:

TERRORIST APPROVED! I am blowing up the statue of liberty!! (EASY CHEESE) Im flying planes into the space needle. I AM PLANTING GRASS IN DOLLY WOOD! I am sneaking veggie dogs into Coney Island.

This post is for a man small if you want man medium or large, or woman small, medioum or large just specify upon your order is "notes to seller" THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING INDPNT INDSTRY

POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:25:51 -0500

$110.00
DOUBLE POCKET HOODIE!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger, who wants to bet on who will steal this design first, American Apparel or Urban Outfitters? Its too hard too new, they wont have it untill next fall anyhow.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convenient for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Grey to the black to the light gray. Pop it all off with a upcycled gray zipper.

Fit: Excellent. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

MADE TO ORDER! Please specify desired size in "message to seller" upon your order.

NEW //PENNANT CREW 39 TRIANGLE INLAY

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:30:05 -0500

$90.00
Brand New, The Pennant Crew Sweatshirt.

Consisting of 39 Triangles pieces! Holly Cows, thats a lot of inlay! Major high scale quality, industrially serged seams with a 1/2 inch marrow insures a garment that will last lifetimes 10. Sewn with our brand new, freshly calibrated JUKI, this stitch is pretty!

Structural flare shows your dedication to next level design. You are RHLS FALL 3009, join the movement.

New sweatshirt shape, 2 inches added to this here mens medium, for a casually elongating torso, looks fresh with skinny leg jeans or loose fit.

Deeper swooping neckline.

2 inches added to sleeve.

All fabrics sourced as deadstock. 50% Cotton 50% Polyester so your hoody will not shrink. (we still recomend washing on cold, hang drying to preserve fabric luster, and avoid any fading). New light weight ribbing has nice return to hold sweatshirt to hips.

Inspired by garage sale celebratory flags, or used car salesman magestica!

Available in mens, womens small, medium, large or x large (see our profile for new sizing chart).

http://www.etsy.com/profile.php?user_id=15323

MENS MEDIUM: (please account for 2 inches of stretch)

chest-- 42 inches
waist-- 38.5
hips-- 39.5
length (from bottom of neckline)-- 27

LIL BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:34:47 -0500

SCRAPPING JOCK--RAINBOWS SHOOTING FROM A MYSTICAL GEODUCK

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:23:23 -0500

TECHNICOLOR TECHNIQUE

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:17:40 -0500

$80.00
Girls! Ladys! Women! We are proud of "Technicolor Technique" Our Mid Thigh Dress. Its alive. *NEW UPGRADE* You may request Tech Tech with short or full length sleeves for winter coziness.

Fun and functional. High supportive, 3 inch elastic, tapers right where you need it. Framing and amplifying chest for a look that is just DAR-LIN!

Very special technicolor gradient moves across chest, inlaid with attention to quality. Inlay is 3/4 inch marrow, insuring a lifetime of wearability. Safety stitched of course.

Body is super lightweight black breathable salvaged fabric looks shiny and kool. (Synthetic but we stress, breathable).
Sides are industrial 1/2 inch surge to outlast the apocalypse.

RHLS makes everything out of 100% salvaged materials and/or designer surplus fabric. We never buy fabric from a source that enables unregulated, unfair working conditions. Elastic is salvaged from the Brooklyn Belt Factory, inventors of "the invisible dog!"

RHLS makes everything by hand in Red Hook Brooklyn, by Ruffeo Hearts, and Lil Snotty. ("Hearts" is the name of our apprentice program. RHLS teaches: we are growing this handmade movement with the help of dedicated ethically minded Brooklynites)

SIZE SMALL, available in Medium and Large please specify size in message to buyer upon your purchase.

SIZING CHART
small:
Chest 32-35
waist 27-30
hips 34-37

medium:
Chest 34-37
waist 29-32
hips 36-38

large:
Chest 36-40
waist 32- 34
hips 38-42

CHOOSE YR OWN ADVENTURE nekk n brace

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:16:02 -0500

TECHNICOLOR TECHNIQUE 1 PIECE ROMPER

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:26:02 -0500

$90.00
TECH. TECH. ROMP.
Fun and functional. High supportive, 3 inch elastic, tapers right where you need it. Framing and amplifying chest for a look that is just DAR-LIN! Built in Shorts! FUCK YEAH POCKETS closing with salvaged red zippers.

Very special technicolor gradient moves across chest, inlaid with attention to quality. 1/4 serge, back stitched with our industrial straight stitch.

Body background fabric is super lightweight black breathable salvaged cotton. Sides are industrial 1/2 inch surge to outlast the apocalypse.

RHLS makes everything out of 100% salvaged materials and/or designer surplus fabric. We never buy fabric from a source that enables unregulated, unfair working conditions. Elastic is salvaged from the Brooklyn Belt Factory, inventors of "the invisible dog!"

RHLS makes everything by hand in Red Hook Brooklyn, by Ruffeo, Hearts, and Lil Snotty. ("Hearts" is the name of our apprentice program. RHLS teaches: we are growing this handmade movement with the help of dedicated ethically minded Brooklynites)

SIZE SMALL, available in Medium and Large please specify size in message to buyer upon your purchase.

SIZING CHART
small:
Chest 32-35
waist 27-30
hips 34-37
shoulder to crotch 30

medium:
Chest 34-37
waist 29-32
hips 36-38
shoulder to crotch 32

large:
Chest 36-40
waist 32- 34
hips 38-42
shoulder to crotch 34

POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 15:04:39 -0500

$110.00
DOUBLE POCKET HOODIE!

Four Pockets, Bigger, better, stronger, who wants to bet on who will steal this design first, American Apparel or Urban Outfitters? Its too hard too new, they wont have it untill next fall anyhow.

The first, the original Double Pocket Hoodie. So damn convenient for carrying a brewsky in the big pocket, Keys in the little (Not Car Keys please). Spray Cans and tips, Dollars and Dice, Dildos and Lube. We got big and little object capacity.

Grey to the brown to the turquoise. Pop it all off with a upcycled neon green zipper.

Fit: Excellent. womens, mens, small medium or large. See policies for great new sizing chart.
http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

Materials: upcycled. Background from Slate grey total deadstock, pockets & cuffs & waistbands from bold vintage crew sweatshirts.

Brand new tag in the back proves you got the trademark, the one and only authentic RHLS.

MADE TO ORDER! Please specify desired size in "message to seller" upon your order.

DXP HOOD PICTURED IS A MENS MEDIUM (please account for 2 inches of stretch)

chest-- 42 inches
waist-- 38.5
hips-- 39.5
length (from bottom of neckline)-- 27

POSITIVE/NEGATIVE POCKET HOOD

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:49:59 -0500

SPAN DECKS BODY SUIT 3009

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:27:41 -0500

$150.00
WITH PRIDE WE INTRODUCE A BRAND NEW ADDITION TO THE RHLS SPRING DIVISION: SPAN DECKS FLESH BAG

RAWUUR! Rawer then ever. Let out a mighty ROAAAAAAAR! Gaudy like chic, like fresh like dumpling.

Yo give it up for Meg Morales the face of RHLS. Girl represents for the visual arts, painting. Homie makes music as well! Meg works expressive movement into her look, working expressive art into the industry, like RHLS melds art with function, its a match made in heaven.

FEATURES:

1. Poppin off Inlay, poppin your body into consumable technicolor snacks. Get ready for beach side dazzling, street flossing projection, dance fight interpretation, super human stepping. (Jazzersizin fools up).

2. Fit: Available in small medium and large. Inlay around torso to leg area works to pop bootie, deep swoop, and super stretch spandex supports and amplifies chesticles.

3. Color options, body available in absolutely any color! But right now we have metalic silver, black, neon pink, kelly green, dark brown, royal blue or neon green, neon yellow. Seriously any color is available, sourced as manufacturer overstock.

4. Made from spandex fragments (designer surplus) and scraps bought from a mom and pops fabric shop in the garment district.

7. Also available with full length arms.

Body suit pictured is a x-small to medium. Also available in large.

RHLS combo meal 2X POCKET HOOD and NEKKIN' BRACE

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:02:21 -0400

$145.00
And Oldie and a Newbie come together, SUPER SIZE IT!

The RHLS classic: El Nekkin' Brace, paired with the latest member of RHLS FALL 3009 The Double Pocket Hood. Buy them as a package and save $5 big ones!

Hoodie pictured is a womens large, ready to ship, made to order in womens small and medium or mens small, medium or large.

Both products are made from 100% salvaged materials deadstock slate grey sweatshirt fleece, with two sets of pockets made from bold vintage sweatshirts.

Nekkin brace out of deadstock organic demim, inlay out of swetshirt scraps, neon zipper salvaged from 90s k2 deadstock.

Holler at your boi.

ILL DEBBIE FULL LENGTH ROMPER

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:06:06 -0400

$100.00
Lil' Snotty, Lil' Debbie, Lil, Wayne, Lil' John, Lil Kim.

WE LOVE LIL' SHIT! But when lil' goes RHLS it gets ILL! So unfuckwithable: The newest member of the RHLS Fall 3009 family is here!

FEATURES:

"Ill debbie" stitched across hips in cursive. Hott Pink.

Made from medium weight designer stretch denim. Super soft.

Salvaged race car checkered elastic from our famous Threadbanger belt factory raid podcast >>>Looks hot stretched across your torso.

Flashy and functional utility pouch, cute lil' red zipper keeps everything safe inside.

Salvaged hot pink suspenders, baller.

Each back pocket gets one of a kind stitched kalidoscope pattern in hot pink top stitch. Ruffeo's trademark style.

Made with an industrial surger to outlast the apocalypse.

Skinny leg cut.

All RHLS Delux items (over $100) come with a lifetime warranty.

Available for women and men xs, s, m, l, xl. please specify desired size in "message to seller" upon your purchase with your dimensions:

waist
hips
inseam (crotch to ankle)

We make it custom to you for no extra charge!

STEP UP STEP DOWN reversible zip up

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:36:56 -0400

$110.00
Like brilliant doggies snapping at the tires of an Argentinian taxi cab. Flip-out-step-out-step-up-step-down.

Go purple>>>MESH! Go gray >>> Sweatshirt fleece, we are now the masters of the reversible universe. Also available in just about any mesh color and black, heather gray, or white outer.

TWO (2) toooo zipper pockets.

Made to order in Mens/Womens Small, medium, or large.

"At the minute mark Ima marked minute man. Minute to minute Im in it to win it. Pinning the pennant: Depending how you pin it Im Grage sale hero, or used car salesman delinquent.

Delicate dining etiquette: Feeding dog the dog, fending forthwith for face and foreskin. Face it I don't fake it or force it I'm just staying the course, kids. My manta's contra, cracker jacket morality, HOSPITALIANO"

An excerp from the new Nameless (aka Ruffeo) rap album "With Conviction" New movies from the rap pha shun show at death by audio -BK, up on rhls.com this week!

BIG BLACK DOUBLE BARREL

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:59:47 -0400

MNDR TRIAD CREW

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 15:37:10 -0400

$75.00
MNDR = MF ghettotech electronic Diva genius RHLS muse.

www.myspace.com/mndrtronica

Long time west cost homie, reigning from Oakland CA, MNDR is a human, a concept and an acronym, RHLS like acronyms. We outfitted MNDR for a recent Fader Magazine Podcast: (www.ruffeoheartslilsnotty.blogspot.com/)

-- Monday night she debuted the Triad Crew in conjunction with the "this is what pha-shun sounds like?" tour at Death By Audio, our favorite Brooklyn venue. The movie of her and Nameless's (aka ruffeo) shows will air on rhls.com later this week.

We continue to collab, catch her show at CMJ this weekend if you live in NYC! (She will be repping some hard new designs on stage)

Inspired by MNDR's love of gold and silver and RHLS's dedication to shapely triangular dominance. Cut from spandex fragments, but modeled after our mens small hoodie pattern to provide a loose casual fit.

Available in mens and womens, full size run small to x large. See our shop policies for our new sizing chart.

http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

PENNANT Sars Guard Hoodie

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:16:32 -0400

$180.00
FEATURES:

1) Inlaid brilliance. We wanted to deliver the highest caliber craftsmanship in the world for this garment, so we took inlay to a new level. Inspired by garage sales this suggestive flag shape is sure to grab attention a mile away. The inlay on the front alone takes 27 triangle pieces surged together with precision. turn it inside out and bask is the beauty of obscene seams!

2) Choose your flag colors. 3 colors. I like kelly green, red and yellow cus it really looks like some glamorous used car salesman flags or an authentic garage sale display.

3)SARS GUARD* Yes! The velcro fastening sars guard really protects you agaist sars, anthrax and international terrorism. Plus it holds your hood up while bike riding, and conceals your identity if you want to put up art in a public place. Velcro is tastefully arranged in a sweet kriss kross pattern appearing in delicious top stitch.

*sars guard is an unique invention by RHLS, (Ruffeo Hearts Lil’ Snotty)

4) ZZZZip like CRAZY! >>> Zipper Opens to a very fresh and functional storage pouch pocket.

5)Body color: made to order in white, black, gray, navy blue and red.

6) The Fit. 3 years of development, the sars guard double barrel is perfected, tapered in in all the right places. Woman’s’ version has curves for the chest and hips. Extra long torso. Fitted sleeves.

Hoody pictured is a mens medium available for shipment today!

SIZE:
small, medium or large, mens or womens

QUADROCEPTICON LEGGINGS 3009

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:13:20 -0400

$68.00
Hello. Everybody needs leggings. But these are no leggings. What you are nestling on your monitor right now is post apocalyptic mercury to put in your belly. Savor every bite.

8 toxic hues jut and jag up your ankle, across your thigh, womanly power blasts from your vag. It is on. Set it off. Get your groove back. Its you and me against the world.

*Hey. RHLS makes taste with our base face, face fuck a fuck face. Super smart clothing with the stupid genius copy. Get shcloppy in Chalupy, eat a sloppy joe.*

Nice geometic shapes. Framed in a heather/charcoal gray. Leggings also available in background colors royal blue, dark brown or black. You can request another color and we'll go swoop it up form our designer surplus spandex source (add $10 and 5 days to production time).

Pictured is a s/m
also available in m/l and l/xl

Men! Get the man-gina quadrocepticon leggings! Same thing with a little room for your geoduck. Ruffeo wears them and gets laid* everyday.

*Laid: When Hawaiians wrap a wreath of flowers around your neck after exiting a plane or boat.

TETRAHEDRON ZIP UP

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:10:49 -0400

$150.00
CAPTAIN PLANET--- THAT IS HOW THEY MAKE KRACK LIKE THAT!

Geometric inlay on the back, straight up zip up business on the front. New re imagined fit, basic hood shape, roomier sleeves, basic marsupial pocket, tricked the hump out SHAPE SCIENCE ON THE BACK!

RHLS brought you the kaliedoscope vest back in spring 2008, now we have perfected the k-skope, and evolved it into tetrahedon for FALL 3009!

Major thought on the design, major consideration on fabric sourcing. Made from 100% salvaged or upcycled materials. Base slate grey is manfacturer overstock or deadstock. Heavy weight and oh so soft (brand new from scratch, notimported from an exploitative mill in a deregulated country) bought from a rag trader. Geometic inlay from vintage sweatshirts. Ribbing from vintage sweatshirts.

Available for the menz and the ladiez small medium or large see our new sizing chart in our policy section to select perfect fit.

http://www.etsy.com/shop_policy.php?user_id=15323

please specify desired size in "message to seller" upon your purchase. You can pick your favorite top 7 colors (with 2 alternates in case we cant find all 7) or go with the color pallet offered!

All RHLS delux items (over $100) come with a lifetime warranty.

JUDY JETSON WILMA FLINSTONE mash up any size

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:22:23 -0400

$75.00
Ruffeo Hearts Lil' Snotty grinds, I mean we bust hard, but something very very special is happening right now. We are very proud to introduce a whole new addition to the SPAGFLATION AESTHETIC:

Judy Jetson Meets Wilma Flinstone DRESS.
Please take note of the subtle accents,

or... NOT SO SUBTLE ACCENTS! :

First notice the puff sleeves. They look best when you kind of smash them up and let them crinkle.

Second, consider the inlay. Its an expansion from our kaleidoscope dress design, the angles frame the chest moving into the very special sleeve. Judy Jetson Fucking the shit out of Wilma Flinstone = Jilma Fetson.
This cacophony of color continues into the cult like chest. A TRIAD OF WOMAN POWER, like 1)Ruffeo, 2)Hearts and 3)Lil' Snotty, harness the joy.

Made from deadstock that is 100% cotton. Meaning for a limited time this dress is available in small medium and large.

Yo this dress is available in yellow with blue sleeves too!

One pictured is a small
bust 32-35 (inches)
waist 26-28
hips 33-36

MODEL CRED:
Meg Morales makes it look reel fuckin good, reel em' in. Meg makes visual art with paint, meg makes visual art with her body, Meg makes progress within industry. Americas' Next Top Model Finalist, what?! recognize! If you would like to hire her for your next photo shoot please email ruffeoheartslilsnotty [!at] gmail.com.