Etsy Shop for BettyTurbo

sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. and a cuppa tea.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:02:16 -0500

$12.00
though i occasionally run my mouth off for no reason, this print of hand-drawn swears is actually a tribute to one of my favorite episodes of Buffy. do you know the one? and if you do know the one, do you have the Randy Giles action figure? i totally do.

these charming words are printed in black and blues on some lovely (recyled!) oatmeal speckletone 80lb cover stock from french paper. this piece measures 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

holiday boombox card

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:11:38 -0500

$4.00
a bumpin boombox has fresh beats for you, all about plum pudding and lights and your other favorite holiday sights!

this image has been created from my original ink drawings and digitally colored. it is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. the card is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in hot red.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

wrestling buddies holiday card

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:11:14 -0500

$4.00
sometimes you gotta leave the drama in the ring and just get together for some pie.

this image has been created from my original ink drawings and digitally colored. it is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. the card is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in hot red.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

Santa's beard holiday card

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:41:59 -0500

$4.00
Santa's beard is interpreted several ways in this whiskerific holiday card. which one is your favorite?

this image has been created from my original ink drawings and digitally colored. it is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. the card is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in hot red.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

if you like dancing and cake...

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:09:22 -0500

$24.00
this print is a tribute to one of the great dance scenes in one of my favorite movies of all time. do you recognize it? i thought it could use some cake.

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area measures 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

it is a well-known fact that i will watch any movie with dancing in it.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

kitchen calavera card - baking skeleton number four

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:08:34 -0500

$4.00
in honor of all our kitchen heroes of the past, i present this quartet of skeletons in various acts of baking excellence, issued this dia de los muertos season with colorful coordinating envelopes!

number four features a skeleton in a pink dress serving a tray of cupcakes. this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings, printed with pigment inks on 80lb cover stock. it adorns a folding card in A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), which is blank on the inside, and comes with a cotton candy pink envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

kitchen calavera card - baking skeleton number three

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:07:30 -0500

$4.00
in honor of all our kitchen heroes of the past, i present this quartet of skeletons in various acts of baking excellence, issued this dia de los muertos season with colorful coordinating envelopes!

number three features a skeleton decorating a giant cake with flowers and bones. this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings, printed with pigment inks on 80lb cover stock. it adorns a folding card in A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), which is blank on the inside, and comes with a hot red envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

cowboy cocoa and eggnog holiday card

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:30:18 -0500

$4.00
fresh from Nashville, these boot-scootin beverages are sending toasty warm holiday wishes!

this image has been created from my original ink drawings and digitally colored. it is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. the card is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in spearmint green.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

LOST is on hiatus - folding card

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:38:16 -0500

$4.00
back by popular demand!

this card is just a reminder to keep up on your correspondence while you laze about waiting for the return of LOST. it is printed in ocean blues on 100% recycled paper in a sandy shipwreck color. the card is blank on the inside and comes with cream colored A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

viva la moustachio screenprinted notecard

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:37:39 -0500

$3.00
yes, we here at The New Adventures of Betty Turbo are fully aware that "VIVA LA MOUSTACHIO!" is not actually correct spelling in any language. except, of course, the universal language of whisker revolution!!

this emphatic message and the accompanying moustache specimens were hand printed from my original carvings, in handsome brown ink on recycled kraft paper. card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with a matching A2 envelope (not pictured).

your friend,
Betty Turbo

Ric Flair battles a giant squid for the last piece of cake

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:59:07 -0500

$24.00
true story! when the last piece of delicious cake is at stake, WCW world heavyweight champion Ric Flair will take on any horrific sea creatures that stand in his way. the giant squid pictured here is no exception.

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area measures 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

if you like wrestlers, be sure to check my shop for the Jake the Snake, Arn & Ole Anderson, and Brutus the Barber Beefcake prints in this series!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

do you speak cupcake... print

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:56:56 -0500

$12.00
if colorful clouds issue forth from your oven, have you got the proper vocabulary to record your cupcake travails?

take a hint from this print, a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. image size is 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

woodland celebration cake - print

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:11:16 -0500

$24.00
for your wedding in the woods, or your favorite squirrel's birthday!

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. image size is 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

kitchen warrior print

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:02:56 -0500

$24.00
every kitchen needs a warrior to battle the evil forces of fussy pie crusts, cracked cakes, and deflated souffles. my grandmother steps up to the task here, armed with her finest weapons and top secret Hungarian pinwheel cookies, which double as throwing stars. bad mojo, beware!

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. image size is 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

kitchen calavera card - baking skeleton number one

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:27:44 -0500

$4.00
in honor of all our kitchen heroes of the past, i present this quartet of skeletons in various acts of baking excellence, issued this dia de los muertos season with colorful coordinating envelopes!

number one features an aproned skeleton mixing batter. this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings, printed with pigment inks on 80lb cover stock. it adorns a folding card in A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), which is blank on the inside, and comes with an orange fizz envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

Jake the Snake Roberts contemplates other gimmicks that rhyme with Jake

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:31:26 -0500

$24.00
in another intriguing battle inspired by Redbeard, Jake the Snake leaves his snakes behind and opts for a lethal dose of sugary baked goods. an unsuspecting victim is lured in by their harmless appearance and Jake the Cupcake claims his victory!

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area measures 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

if you like wrestlers, be sure to check my shop for the Ric Flair, Arn & Ole Anderson, and Brutus the Barber Beefcake prints in this series!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

Brutus the Barber Beefcake decorates a cake

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:37:55 -0500

$24.00
it's sort of an unspoken law of the universe that if part of your name is "cake" you should know a thing or two about cake decorating. Brutus just got the memo.

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area measures 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

if you like wrestlers, be sure to check my shop for the Ric Flair, Jake the Snake, and Arn & Ole Anderson prints in this series!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

Arn and Ole Anderson baked you some blueberry muffins

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:31:33 -0500

$24.00
the official state muffin of Minnesota, baked fresh for you by the Minnesota Wrecking Crew! get em while they're hot!

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area measures 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

if you like wrestlers, be sure to check my shop for the Ric Flair, Jake the Snake, and Brutus the Barber Beefcake prints in this series!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

red wheelbarrow beside the white chickens. with cake.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:11:32 -0500

$10.00
so much depends upon
a red wheelbarrow
glazed with buttercream icing
beside the white chickens

apologies william carlos williams.

this print from my original ink drawings is a nice baby chick image size - about 4 x 6 inches on 5 x 7 piece of smooth ivory cover stock. a perfect treat for lovers of cake, lovers of chickens, and lovers of cake and chickens.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

mix tape screenprinted notecard

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:12:42 -0500

$3.00
DJ BettyTurbo here, mixing up some sweet tunes for you!

with the aid of my trusty Gocco, this image from my sketchbook has been screenprinted in black on some lovely pool colored cardstock. this card is blank on the back and measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches. suitable for sending as a postcard or tucking in the A2 envelope provided. multiple cards available upon request.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

thanksgiving cornucopia of sweets - folding card

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:19:14 -0500

$4.00
pumpkins and corncobs are fine and dandy, but who wouldn't prefer a cornucopia overflowing with cakes and pies and flying ice creams? send someone this tasty card to celebrate abundance and all the sweet things in life you are thankful for.

this image has been created from my original ink drawings and digitally colored. it is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. the card is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in festive "orange fizz!"

i'm thankful for you, Etsy pals!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

gems of my kitchen - set of five screenprinted recipe cards

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:26:37 -0500

$10.00
bling bling! what delicious gems are you whippin up in YOUR kitchen today? share them with all your friends on these spiffy recipe cards. a magical stand mixer is featured in this design, screenprinted in pink on a 4x6 index card. the card is lined on the other side for your recipe writing convenience. example shown is for demonstration only - actual recipes not included. however, if you WANT my best ever chocolate frosting recipe, just ask. this listing is for a set of five cards. contact me if you need more!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

sacred order of the Upper Crust print - number four

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:23:23 -0500

$12.00
the sacred order of the Upper Crust: a gentlemen's society for the preservation of ancient pie recipes and fine moustaches.

this image was created from my original ink drawings and mixed media collage. it is printed with archival pigment inks on some delicious cloth canvas and measures 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

sacred order of the Upper Crust print - number three

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:23:23 -0500

sacred order of the Upper Crust print - number two

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:23:23 -0500

sacred order of the Upper Crust print - number one

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:23:23 -0500

kitchen calavera cards - set of four

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 07:19:25 -0500

$14.00
in honor of all our kitchen heroes of the past, i present this quartet of skeletons in various acts of baking excellence, issued this dia de los muertos season with colorful coordinating envelopes!

number one features an aproned skeleton mixing batter.
number two features a pastry chef skeleton displaying a pan of goodies hot out of the oven.
number three features a skeleton decorating a giant cake with flowers and bones.
number four features a skeleton in a pink dress serving a tray of cupcakes.

these images are digital collages from my original ink drawings, printed with pigment inks on 80lb cover stock. they adorn a folding cards in A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), which are blank on the inside, and come with brightly colored envelopes in orange fizz, spearmint, hot red, and cotton candy pink.

i also have these cards for sale individually! please take a peek in my shop to learn more.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

tomato gang delinquents linocut print

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:38:10 -0500

$24.00
hey hot tomato! don't make me CUT YOU!

this delicious illustration was hand-carved into linoleum and printed on antique letterpress equipment. four color printed area measures 9.5" by 12.75" with just a bit of white paper showing around the border. the paper is an off-white 80lb cover weight. limited edition, signed by the artist.

this piece will ship rolled in a cardboard tube.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

zombie eclairs print

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 11:37:59 -0500

$12.00
sometimes i get so sick of filling pastries i wish i could command some disembodied zombie hands to do it for me. do you ever feel this way?

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. printed area is 5 inches by 6.25 inches, paper size is 5.25 inches by 6.5 inches.

now back to the kitchen with you!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

twinpop halloween card

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:36:25 -0400

$4.00
i wish i had a twin... this would totally be my halloween costume.

i've created this halloween card from my original ink drawings that have been digitally colored. the card is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. it is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in festive "orange fizz!"

your friend,
Betty Turbo

trick or treat - folding card

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:36:12 -0400

$4.00
trick or treat! smell my feet! give me cool stationery for holiday correspondence!

it doesn't quite rhyme, but i am trying to get as many holidays covered as possible here. if you have any requests for underappreciated occasions that need greeting cards, please let me know.

here at jellybean central i've created this halloween card from my original ink drawings that have been digitally colored. the card is printed with pigment inks on cream colored 80 lb. cover stock. it is blank on the inside and comes with an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope in festive "orange fizz!"

candy!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

fancy cake hat print - number two

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:10:09 -0400

$12.00
whether it's Derby time, or you just need a fancy hat to wear around the house, may i suggest a design from my latest collection? an enormous gateau upon your chapeau is sure to impress even the fussiest of fashionistas.

this image was created from my original ink drawings and mixed media collage. it is printed with archival pigment inks on some delicious cloth canvas and measures 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

fancy cake hat print - number three

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:09:10 -0400

no time for crappy thoughts

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:08:02 -0400

$20.00
there is simply no time! no time for crappy thoughts when there is cake flying through the air. so get on with it!

this image is a digital collage of my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on 100% recycled french speckletone paper. 8 x 10 inches and the image is a full bleed.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

kitchen calavera card - baking skeleton number two

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:02:47 -0400

$4.00
in honor of all our kitchen heroes of the past, i present this quartet of skeletons in various acts of baking excellence, issued this dia de los muertos season with colorful coordinating envelopes!

number two features a pastry chef skeleton displaying a pan of goodies hot out of the oven. yes, i know bread and cookies would not be baked at the same time. this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings, printed with pigment inks on 80lb cover stock. it adorns a folding card in A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches), which is blank on the inside, and comes with a spearmint envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

gelatine trio print

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:33:33 -0400

$24.00
which requires more discipline and poise... constructing a towering, effulgent masterpiece of gelatine, or balancing it on your head while modeling the latest fall fashions? these three sisters demonstrate impressive examples of all these skills.

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. image size is 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

fancy cake hat print - number one

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:59:50 -0400

fancy cake hat print - number four

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:59:32 -0400

angel and betty turbo 4ever linocut print

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:13:55 -0400

$20.00
you don't even have to be a student to doodle away in your trapper keeper all day. *sigh*

these images were hand carved into linoleum and printed by hand, in blood red and wooden stake brown, on the finest college ruled loose leaf notebook paper. suitable for framing, or tucking away in your binder to keep you company. 8.5 x 11 inches. signed by the artist.

i've made several of these, but as the blocks are printed by hand, stake configuration may be slightly different than the one you see here.

your friend,
Betty Turbo the vampire slayer

xander and betty turbo 4ever linocut print

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:13:55 -0400

spike and betty turbo 4ever linocut print

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:13:55 -0400

fair food - folding card

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:45:02 -0400

$4.00
a kaleidoscope of tasty treats, featuring your favorite fair foods! feel dizzy? no? well, eat a few more corndogs...

this illustration is a digital print from my original ink drawing. it is printed on 100% recycled paper in a sawdusty brown, for that vintage county fair feel. the cards is blank on the inside and comes with a cream colored A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

you're the BOMB folding card

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:03:57 -0400

$4.00
an inspirational message from your favorite popsicle!

this illustration is a digital print from my original ink drawing. the card is blank on the inside and it comes with a hot red A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

oh sweet love - folding card

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:03:34 -0400

$4.00
whether your love is sweet, or you just love sweets, this card is perfect for sending your sugar-coated message. an explosion of desserts and candy has been cut out and adhered to the front of an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) folding card. the card is blank on the inside and comes with a coordinating hot red envelope. jellybeans, ahoy!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

i'm lost at sea without your love - folding card

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 09:03:20 -0400

$4.00
i found this tattered scrap of map in a bottle that washed up on the beach when i used to be a pirate, and adhered it to the front of an A2 (4.25 x 5.5) folding card. the card is blank on the inside and comes with a coordinating hot red envelope. it would be a superb place in which to write some sweet words for your valentine, but is also suitable for sending to the object of your affection year round.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

p.s. if your sweetheart doesn't approve of pirates, just tell them this is a digital illustration from my original ink drawing.

whoa black betty, bambi lamb - print

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:05:29 -0400

$12.00
sometimes i know i'm singing the wrong lyrics, but if i repeat them enough, i keep singing them anyway. whether or not you agree with my interpretation of this song, i hope you appreciate my woodland goddess frolicking with the animals.

this image was created from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on some lovely cloth canvas - the dark tones look absolutely amazing on this material. the image is 5 x 7 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

jammy toast screenprinted notecard

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:04:50 -0400

$3.00
jammy toast returns! kick out the jams!

this happy toast is printed in strawberry red and whole wheat brown on recycled chipboard. notecard is blank on the back, has handsome rounded corners, and comes with a coordinating A2 (4.5 x 5.75) envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

cake emergency print

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:41:49 -0400

$24.00
hello? HELLO?! with all due respect to actual brain surgeons, i sometimes get the impression people think ordering a cake is a matter of life and death. pull it together, people! it's cake. if you waited till the day before the wedding to order it, it's your own damn fault. i'll do what i can, but i'm not a miracle worker.

this image is a digital collage from my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. image size is 8 inches by 10 inches, paper size is 8.5 inches by 11 inches.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

tasty midway print - cotton candy

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:45:47 -0400

$12.00
if you can't find it by the smell, surely the radiating neon lights or the majestic cotton candy floating through the air will lead you to the sweet treat of your dreams!

this image is a digital collage of my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. the image size is 5 x 7 inches.

special offer! buy both "tasty midway" prints and receive a free "fair food" greeting card!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

tasty midway print - ice cream cones

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:42:31 -0400

$12.00
nothing like county fair season to leave visions of ice cream cones dancing in my head!

this image is a digital collage of my original ink drawings. it is printed with archival pigment inks on luscious Hahnemuhle smooth photo rag fine art paper. the image size is 5 x 7 inches.

special offer! buy both "tasty midway" prints and receive a free "fair food" greeting card!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

wooden heart - folding card

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:48:18 -0400

$4.00
"...and your heart felt good / it was dripping pitch and made of wood.." -modest mouse

just in time for your valentine, this illustration from my original ink drawing is printed on recycled kraft paper. the card is blank on the inside and comes with a matching A2 (4.25 x 5.5) envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

flying dreamsicle says hello block printed notecard

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:48:18 -0400

$3.00
this tasty frozen treat is flying your way to bring you a special message. it might be hello. it might be a swear word. only YOU will know for sure.

hand printed in three colors from my original carved blocks, on a lovely ivory cardstock. blank on the back. suitable for sending as a postcard, or slipping in an envelope if you need to keep it top secret. card measures 4.25 x 5.5 inches and comes with matching A2 envelope (not pictured). multiple cards available upon request.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

MOM classic tattoo style folding card

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:44:57 -0400

$4.00
i heart my mom! i don't have an actually tattoo declaring it, but i imagine i might someday. if you were just thinking the same thing, maybe you ought to pick up this folding card for your own mom. mother's day is just around the corner!

this is a digital print from my original ink drawing. the A2 (4.25 x 5.5) card is blank on the inside and comes with a matching envelope. free shipping if you really have a "mom" tattoo!

your friend,
Betty Turbo

splendid tea party linocut letterpress card

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:45:04 -0400

$3.00
cuppa tea, luv?

this illustration was hand-carved into linoleum and printed on antique letterpress equipment. deep red ink on off-white 80 lb. cover weight stock. this flat card measures 4.5 x 6.125 inches, is blank on the back, and is accompanied by a recycled white speckletone envelope.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

red meat screenprinted notecard

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:45:03 -0400

$3.00
these cuts of meat accompanied by a quivering jelly mold are hand-printed in raw beef red on a lovely ivory cardstock. this notecard is blank on the back and comes with a matching A2 (4.5 x 5.75) envelope.

for the record, i'm a vegetarian.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

gypsy bait oil screenprinted notecard

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:45:03 -0400

$3.00
makes fish bite or your money back! concocted from a secret family recipe...

this fish frenzy is hand-printed in swamp moss green on recycled chipboard. notecard is blank on the back and comes with a coordinating A2 (4.5 x 5.75) envelope.

i am happy to ship internationally! please contact me for a shipping quote to your country.

your friend,
Betty Turbo

think sprinkles motivational cupcake print

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:01:35 -0400

$12.00
now that we've eliminated all those crappy thoughts, let's move on to nice things to think about... mmmm, sprinkles.

this illustration has been printed with archival pigment inks on some awesome cloth canvas. it's 5 x 7 inches and imbued with many happy thoughts of sprinkles for cupcakes and ice cream everywhere.

your friend,
Betty Turbo