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Rise and Shine - Sinister Breakfast Magnet Set

Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:25:07 -0500

$15.00
If you're going to rule the world then breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Of course, if you're a super genius with plans of world domination you can't start the day with any ordinary breakfast. You have to battle it out with a breakfast that has been genetically engineered to be the utmost sinister.

Once you chomp your way through apples and muffins that crave man-flesh, dig into a diabolical doughnut, slurp your way through an out of it's mind Macchiato and chow down on every last bran filled brain puff from cereal with an IQ that would easily get it into MENSA, then nothing else can stand in your way!

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Set comes with five magnets, one of each character, and is shipped via first class mail in the United States and First Class Airmail internationally.

Zombie Magnet Set

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:07:53 -0500

$18.00
Some clawed their way from the earth. Others were infected when bitten. The one thing they have in common is the ravenous hunger for your squishy pink braiiiiin.

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Each magnet is made of hard plastic and stands approximately 4" tall. The set comes packaged as shown.

Forest Urchin Mini Munny

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:15:18 -0500

$120.00
This little moss covered guy spends his mornings hunting beetles and other yummy bugs deep in the northeast forests. His afternoons and evenings are spent feasting and relaxing with the rest of his clan high in their tree top village, far from the pry of human eyes.

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Forest Urchin
2009
Mixed Media on 4" vinyl Kidrobot Mini Munny

Your Munny will head to its new home via Priority Mail in the United States and via First Class Airmail internationally.

Angry Broccoli Magnet Set

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:19:58 -0500

$15.00
Depending on your mood Angry Broccoli can help you express it with his four interchangeable foul mouthed rants. Mr. Angry Broccoli can spout out "Bitch", "Ass Face", "Fuck" and "Douche" all while holding up your grocery list or photos of your ex boyfriend.

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This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Skull Kitty Magnet

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:19:42 -0500

$20.00
Now you can turn any magnetic surface into your own little art gallery!

It's an original painting for your refrigerator, message board, or other random magnetic surface. This chunky magnet measures 2.75" x 3.5" and is coated with glossy polycrylic. It has two magnets on the back to keep it in place and hold up the thickest of take out menus.

Magnets ship via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Cupcake T-Shirt - Medium

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:57:05 -0500

$25.00
The gang's all here on this lightweight 3.4 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton crew tee.

Each t-shirt is screen printed by hand and is a regular fit with 1x1 rib neck binding, a tapered waist and blind stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem.

T-Shirts ship via Priority Mail in the United States and with First Class airmail Internationally.

Rabbits Sticker Pack

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:44:15 -0500

$6.00
Stick these guys in your journal, in your sketchbook, in your scrapbook, on your cat Peaches, anywhere you need a small burst of bunny inspired insanity. Each paper sticker measures 4.25" x 5".

This set includes:
- Underwear Bunny
- Zombie Bunny
- Maurice the Jacked up Rabbit
- Heart and Wings Bunny

Stickers are for indoor use only.

Zombear T-Shirt - Large

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:52:43 -0500

$25.00
They yearn for delicious squishy brains. Once the Zombie Bears have consumed all humans, they turn on one another to quench their never ending hunger!

SIZE - LARGE

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Each Zombear T-Shirt is screen printed by hand onto a Hanes Heavyweight 5.5oz, 50% cotton, 50% polyester classic T-Shirt. The shirt has a rib collar, taped neck, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. It resists shrinking and holds its shape.

T-Shirts ship via Priority Mail in the United States and with First Class airmail Internationally.

Cupcake T-Shirt - Small

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:52:43 -0500

$25.00
The gang's all here on this lightweight 3.4 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton tee.

Each t-shirt is screen printed by hand and is a regular fit with 1x1 rib neck binding, a tapered waist and blind stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem.

T-Shirts ship via Priority Mail in the United States and with First Class airmail Internationally.

Lieutenant Lepus - Framed Original

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:38:30 -0500

$80.00
Able to leap the mid-town bus in a single bound and deliver swift kicks of justice to the fannies of bad guys everywhere!

Title: Lieutenant Lepus
Year: 2009
Artwork: 5" x 5"
Frame: 10" x 10" x 1.75"
Medium: Acrylic on cardboard

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This original painting arrives framed and ready to hang. It has been signed, titled, dated, sealed for protection with varnish, matted and framed.

This piece ships with Priority Mail in the states and via First Class Airmail internationally.

Hot Dogs Are Yummy - Limited Edition Print

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:18:57 -0500

$15.00
This bear knows whats in his hot dogs because he only eats Hebrew National beef franks! Mmmm taste that 100% kosher beef goodness.

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5x7" print, with a white border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe illustration. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas paper and limited to 50 pieces. Each print comes signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This print ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Skeletor - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:12:53 -0500

$15.00
Skeletor is kick ass. How he was unable to defeat a guy in furry red underwear is simply beyond me.

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Skeletor
2009
Limited Edition Print of 25
Part of the Cartoon Villains of the 80's series

5x7" print, with a border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe watercolor. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and is signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Duke Sigmund Igthorn - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:09:14 -0500

$15.00
They were bouncing here and there and everywhere, but after the Duke was done, there were no more adventures for the Gummy Bears.

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Duke Sigmund Igthorn
2009
Limited Edition Print of 25
Part of the Cartoon Villains of the 80's series

5x7" print, with a border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe watercolor. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and is signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Dr Claw - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:04:21 -0500

$15.00
I'll get you next time Gadget!!!

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Dr. Claw
2009
Limited Edition Print of 25
Part of the Cartoon Villains of the 80's series

5x7" print, with a border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe watercolor. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and is signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Mumm-Ra - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:58:53 -0500

$15.00
Mumm-Ra the Ever Living appears to be a bit nervous as the Thundercats make their way through his hordes of mutants and ever closer to his fortress.

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Mumm-Ra
2009
Limited Edition Print of 25
Part of the Cartoon Villains of the 80's series

5x7" print, with a border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe watercolor. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and is signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Gargamel - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:52:33 -0500

$15.00
His day has finally come.
Drenched in the blood of his wretched enemies, Gargamel has risen to power and laid waste to the Smurf Village and its inhabitants.

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Gargamel
2009
Limited edition print of 25

5x7" print, with a border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe watercolor. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and is signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Monsters Don't Just Eat People, They Eat Cupcakes - Limited Edition Giclee Print

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:42:26 -0500

$25.00
Wouldn't you rather fill your belly with a trio of tasty cupcakes instead of a trio of scrawny super models? This monster would. He's out to show the world that monsters don't just eat people. They enjoy snacking on a variety of other things.

Print is limited to 50 pieces.

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This limited edition giclee print is professionally printed on an acid free enhanced matte paper giving it a beautiful smooth finish and stunning color gamut.

The print measures 8" x 10" and has a 1" white border making it easy to mat and frame and has an archival rating of 150 years. Each print comes individually titled, numbered and signed. The Kill Taupe watermark will not appear on your print.

This print is shipped via first class mail in the United States and with first class airmail internationally.

Slave to Corporate Java Beans - Limited Edition Print

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:42:25 -0500

$15.00
He doesn't want to drink their corporate swill, but he can't help it! Everywhere he looks theres a Starbucks looming over him and he needs his caffeine fix. He swears these two venti caramel macchiato's will be his last... but the barista knows she'll see his face again tomorrow.

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5x7" print, with a white border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe illustration. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas paper and limited to 50 pieces. Each print comes signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

All images are ©Kill Taupe and may not be used without permission. All rights reserved.

Bunny in a Robot - Limited Edition Print

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:53:00 -0500

$15.00
Bunny in a Robot
2009
Series of 25

Image size is approximately 2.5" x 7.5" on a letter sized piece of canvas allowing for multiple matting and framing options. The print numbered and treated with a UV protectant.

Your print will ship via first class mail.

Cartoon Villains of the 80's T-Shirt Large

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:10:03 -0500

$20.00
It's the Axis of Evil, 1980's cartoon style! Mumm-Ra, Gargamel, Skeletor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn & Dr. Claw assemble on this screen printed shirt.

Image is screen printed in purple ink on a light blue, 6.1 oz, 100% cotton Hanes tagless T-shirt.

SIZE INFORMATION
Front Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 19.13"

Your snazzy shirt ships via Priority Mail in the United States and via first class airmail internationally.

Detroit Hookers Magnet Set

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:50:04 -0500

$15.00
Meet Trixie, Latisha and Mandy.
The ladies of Cass Corridor come out at night to answer the call of, "30 bucks enough?"
Now these classy skanks can hold up your grocery list or assorted memos for you between tricks. They are made of plastic, stand about 3.75" tall and each trashy ho is backed with two magnets to make sure she stays in place.

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This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Cartoon Villains of the 80's T-Shirt Small

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:45:23 -0500

$20.00
It's the Axis of Evil, 1980's cartoon style! Mumm-Ra, Gargamel, Skeletor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn & Dr. Claw assemble on this screen printed shirt.

Image is screen printed in purple ink on a light blue, 6.1 oz, 100% cotton Hanes tagless T-shirt.

SIZE INFORMATION
Front Body Length: 27"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 16.13"

Your snazzy shirt ships via Priority Mail in the United States and via first class airmail internationally.

Cartoon Villains of the 80's T-Shirt Medium

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:38:38 -0500

$20.00
It's the Axis of Evil, 1980's cartoon style! Mumm-Ra, Gargamel, Skeletor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn & Dr. Claw assemble on this screen printed shirt.

Image is screen printed in purple ink on a light blue, 6.1 oz, 100% cotton Hanes tagless T-shirt.

SIZE INFORMATION
Front Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17.63"

Your snazzy shirt ships via Priority Mail in the United States and via first class airmail internationally.

Cartoon Villains of the 80's T-Shirt X-Large

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:22:17 -0500

$20.00
It's the Axis of Evil, 1980's cartoon style! Mumm-Ra, Gargamel, Skeletor, Duke Sigmund Igthorn & Dr. Claw assemble on this screen printed shirt.

Image is screen printed in purple ink on a light blue, 6.1 oz, 100% cotton Hanes tagless T-shirt.

SIZE INFORMATION
Front Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20.63"

Your snazzy shirt ships via Priority Mail in the United States and via first class airmail internationally.

Too Many Garys Magnet Set

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:56:15 -0500

$18.00
Gary is a happy-go-lucky cyclops that lives in the forests of Oregon. He has a penchant for sweets and making friends with snails.

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Magnet set includes 6 Garys! Each plastic Gary measures 1.5" x 2" and is backed with a ceramic magnet. The Garys arrive in a package complete with the Gary story printed on the back.

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The Garys will make their way to you via first class mail if you live in the states, and via first class airmail internationally.

Monsters Love Giant Lollipops - Limited Edition Print

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:49:41 -0500

$15.00
Monsters don't just eat people you know. In between munching down on some man flesh monsters like to satisfy their sweet tooth by slurping away on giant old fashioned lollipops.

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This 5x7" print of an original Kill Taupe illustration has a white border for mating and framing. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas and limited to 50 pieces. Each print comes signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This print ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

All images are ©Kill Taupe and may not be used without permission. All rights reserved.

**Now you can get your print matted! Just add the "Get your print Matted" listing to your order. This listing can be found in the Illustrations section of my shop.**

Night of the Living Dead Zombie Magnet Set

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:52:45 -0500

$15.00
"They're coming to get you Barbara."

I love zombie movies, so I thought it was time to pay homage to the very first zombie movie I ever saw. It creeped the heck out of me as a kid and now these magnets can creep you out, or just hold something to any magnetic surface.

Included in the set are:

Barbara, the frantic heroine (measures 2.25" x 3.5")

Disembowled Zombie (measures 2.5" x 3")

Zombie girl, the one that ate her parents (1.5" x 3.5")

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This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

The Obscene Call - Limited Edition Giclee Print

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:40:27 -0500

$25.00
He was alone in the apartment that day. He tore himself away from the computer as the phone in the kitchen started to ring...

*Riiiiiiiing*

*Riiiiiiiing*

"Hello."

His eyes grew wide, his heart skipped a beat, his poor virginal ears became deflowered. It was an obscene call he wouldn't soon forget.

Print is limited to 50 pieces.

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This limited edition giclee print is professionally printed on an acid free enhanced matte paper giving it a beautiful smooth finish and stunning color gamut.

The print measures 8" x 10" and has a 1" white border making it easy to mat and frame and has an archival rating of 150 years. Each print comes individually titled, numbered and signed. The Kill Taupe watermark will not appear on your print.

This print is shipped via first class mail in the United States and with first class airmail internationally.

Gary Takes up Knitting - Limited Edition Print

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:40:27 -0500

$15.00
Gary has a lot of time on his hands lately, so he's decided to take up some new hobbies. He's learning how to knit and his first project is a nice blue scarf for his Yeti friend Bill.

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5x7" print, with a white border for framing, of an original Kill Taupe illustration that has been digitally colored. The print is done on heavyweight 114lb canvas paper and limited to 50 pieces. Each print comes signed, numbered, dated and sprayed with a UV protactant. The print ships in a cello sleeve in a protective envelope.

The KILL TAUPE watermark will not appear on your print.

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

All images are ©Kill Taupe and may not be used without permission. All rights reserved.

The Immacualte Frosting - Limited Edition Giclee Print

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:40:27 -0500

$25.00
Who makes the best cupcakes? Why, bears equipped with giant cupcake making robots do. This happy-go-lucky bear spends his 9 to 5 frosting the cupcakes from the assembly line with delicious pink confetti frosting.

Yummy!

This print is limited to just 50 pieces.

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This limited edition giclee print is professionally printed on an acid free enhanced matte paper giving it a beautiful smooth finish and stunning color gamut.

The print measures 8" x 10" and has a 1" white border making it easy to mat and frame and has an archival rating of 150 years. Each print comes individually titled, numbered and signed. The Kill Taupe watermark will not appear on your print.

This print is shipped via first class mail in the United States and with first class airmail internationally.

Rabbits Magnet Set

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:16:44 -0500

$15.00
These slightly dysfunctional bunnies are here to aid you in your quest to keep things secured to magnetic surfaces!

Included in the set are:
- Underwear Bunny (He just can't seem to keep his pants on!)
- Zombie Bunny
- Maurice the Jacked up Rabbit
- Flying Bunny

Each magnet measures about 2" x 2.5"

This item ships via first class mail in the states and via first class airmail internationally.

Zombie Bear Want Brains - Original

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:54:31 -0500

$150.00
"When there is no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth." -- George Romero

I'm assuming that when the time comes for the zombpocalypse it will pertain to the animal world as well. As evidenced by this undead bear who will travel as far as his stubby little legs can carry him in search of delicious tender brains.

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Title: Zombie Bear Want Brains
Year: 2008
Size: 12" x 12" x 1.25"
Medium: Acrylic & stain on plywood

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This original painting arrives ready to hang. It is signed, titled, dated, and sealed for protection with varnish. Please feel free to contact me with any questions that you may have.

This piece ships with Priority Mail in the United States and via First Class Airmail internationally.

Zombear T-Shirt - X Large

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:54:31 -0500

$25.00
They yearn for delicious squishy brains. Once the Zombie Bears have consumed all humans, they turn on one another to quench their never ending hunger!

SIZE - Extra Large

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Each Zombear T-Shirt is screen printed by hand onto a Hanes Heavyweight 5.5oz, 50% cotton, 50% polyester classic T-Shirt. The shirt has a rib collar, taped neck, double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. It resists shrinking and holds its shape.

T-Shirts ship via Priority Mail in the United States and with First Class airmail Internationally.

Cadet Cluck - Framed Original