Etsy Shop for jennymadethis

Grey Sleeve Bag

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:36 -0400

$40.00
This 11"x12" collage bag is fashioned from a pale green durable sheet from a chiropractic bed company (the blue letters of its logo are visible on front and back), a blue necktie, pieces of pale blue and blue plaid fabric from a thrift shop, and a sleeve from a men's grey wool blazer that my neighbour didn't want any more. The sleeve snaps to the front of the bag to close it. There is a small pocket on the front for a cell phone or pens (or whatever you like). The bag is lined with the satin liner of the blazer, retaining the original inside pocket for you to use (possibly for keys or some tic tacs). Dry Clean only.

Stop and Go Bag

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:36 -0400

$50.00
This 12"x13" bag is made from salvaged poly-cotton in blue (front panel) and blue plaid (back panel and interior lining). Comes with interior pocket and snap fastener. The Stop and Go appliques are actually vintage flash cards sewn into pieces of my former red-striped plastic raincoat. Strap is a red silk necktie with blue polka dots. I also added four large, shiny sequins to the top of the front panel. Why? Because it makes the bag look better, silly! Wearing this bag feels like being in kindergarten.

Bingo Lady Patch

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:35 -0400

$5.00
Love that bingo.

This 5.5x3.75" patch is a transfer of an original drawing from one of my notebooks. This is totally me when i turn 60. I will be sitting at my lucky seat waiting for that last number that you know I'll never get but the anticipation of it coming will bring me back week after week.

I shall bring my lucky plastic lobster and rub his claws to bring me fortune.

BINGO!

Machine washable. Wash with garment inside out. I have never had a problem with colour bleeding, but to be on the safe side, on the first wash you might want to wash separately from other clothes, cold water, no chlorine bleach. Remove promptly from washing machine (if bleeding occurs, immediately rewash) and tumble dry medium.

i love corporations purse

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:35 -0400

$40.00
Oh, those corporations. I just can’t get enough of them. They’re the BEST!

This 11"x12" bag is made from a couple of corporate garments. It dons a red woolen heart to show just how much I freaking love logos and brands. Dry clean only.

Brain-Eating Spider Patch

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:35 -0400

$3.00
Spider patch, spider patch, friendly neighbourhood spider patch.

Couldn't resist.

This is a 2.5x2.75" fabric patch on cotton featuring a transfer of one of my original drawings. Put it on your favourite jacket, on the pocket of your jeans, on a shirt... anywhere, really.

Machine washable. Wash with garment inside out. I have never had a problem with colour bleeding, but to be on the safe side, on the first wash you might want to wash separately from other clothes, cold water, no chlorine bleach. Remove promptly from washing machine (if bleeding occurs, immediately rewash) and tumble dry medium.

Anti-Motivational Magnet 1

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:39:35 -0400

$6.00
This 2x3" fridge magnet bears the word "drab" below four photo corners in which you may mount a photo of yourself or your favourite person.

Ho hum.

This was made out of some discarded matte board I found, old spill-and-spell letters, and antique photo corners.

Breakfast Ass Patch (small)

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:16:51 -0400

$3.00
Breakfast Ass is a reproduction of one of my original paintings. (Message me if you want to hear the story about where the idea came from.) This patch can be sewn onto any fabric surface. Spice up your backpack or jeans with breakfast on a bum!

Comes in 2 sizes:
5.5x2.75" for $5
or
4x2.25" for $3

Machine washable. Wash with garment inside out. I have never had a problem with colour bleeding, but to be on the safe side, on the first wash you might want to wash separately from other clothes, cold water, no chlorine bleach. Remove promptly from washing machine (if bleeding occurs, immediately rewash) and tumble dry medium.

This image garners much attention from co-workers and passersby. :)

Breakfast Ass Patch (large)

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:16:23 -0400

$5.00
Breakfast Ass is a reproduction of one of my original paintings. (Message me if you want to hear the story about where the idea came from.) This patch can be sewn onto any fabric surface. Spice up your backpack or jeans with breakfast on a bum!

Comes in 2 sizes:
5.5x2.75" for $5
or
4x2.25" for $3

Machine washable. Wash with garment inside out. I have never had a problem with colour bleeding, but to be on the safe side, on the first wash you might want to wash separately from other clothes, cold water, no chlorine bleach. Remove promptly from washing machine (if bleeding occurs, immediately rewash) and tumble dry medium.

This image garners much attention from co-workers and passersby. :)

Anti-Motivational Magnet 2

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:22:33 -0400

$5.00
Get up. Do your work. Oh, come on. Just do it. Do it.

This 1x3" magnet can live on your fridge to remind you of what you truly are: a couch potato. So put away that essay you were just starting to write and sit down. Watch TV. Play video games. Why? Because that is how nature intended it.

This was made out of some discarded matte board I found and old spill-and-spell letters.