Etsy Shop for SockHorror

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN no.1 - Sock Horror

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:23:28 -0500

$20.00
...........tastes like chicken!

We know it tastes like chicken, but who knows whether it was another Sock Horror or himself who found that out.

He is 40cm tall and has an arm to amputated arm span of 17cm.

.........tastes like chicken! comes in his very own body bag with authentication card and number.

Made from brand new socks and stuffing with polymer clay button eyes and blood droplets.

Please note that the sock used is quite thin so the stuffing can be seen through the sock.

Thanks for looking.

Delab - Doldrite

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:34:04 -0500

$44.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH424D057

NAME :: Delab

CASTE :: Doldrite

FACTION :: Comunal

ISLAND :: Fur

REGION :: The Fabric Fields

CAUGHT :: trapped in the recycling

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Delab is made from bright red socks with black polka dots.

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Sock Horror page markers set of 2

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:38:59 -0500

$3.50
These bookmarks are at the cutting edge of reading technology.

These skillfully crafted page markers are magnetic so that you never lose your page again.

Adorned with the Seeker Icon on one sided and the doldrite eye logo on the reverse they also serve to deter their antics.

Available in either Red and Blue or Green and Purple:

Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

Limited edition print - Trio

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:38:59 -0500

$6.75
Trio: A variety of doldrites are depicted here, marching in formation after returning from a successful Muster Mission (note the requisitioned sock, carried by the muddle). Leading the way is a heroic Seeker, whilst a doldrite scuttles behind, following the party to the nearest Rinsing River.

The actual print is at 300 DPI and printed on A5 high quality photo paper without the Sock Horror watermark.

Taken from the first Sockmosis volume.

You will receive one of only 50 to be made. Each print is signed and numbered.

Printed on high quality photo paper, it is 6” x 8” and is displayed in a clear protective sleeve.

Eye of Doldrite Warding Charm - Hair grip

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:38:59 -0500

$6.50
This pair of specially preserved Doldrite eyes has been mounted on silver plate bobby pins.

How better to discourage attacks from Sock Horrors than to flaunt the preserved eyes of their fellow kind as reminders of what we will do to them if they are caught.

These silver tone high quality grips are 2” in length and display a pair of eyes of the colour of your choice. Please indicate your preferred option in the notes section when paying through paypal.

All eyes have a black base however the cross detail can be one of the following colours:

Red
Dark green
Lavender
Orange
Aqua
Pink
Yellow
Blue
Silver
Lime green
Purple
White

Please contact us if you have a preference that is not detailed here
and we will see what we can do.

Intrepid Torlak Greeting Card, Blank for own mesage

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:21:56 -0500

$3.00
Torlak is brazen. Torlak knows no feer. Torlak shamelessly bares his face without concern for his safety. Torlak is quickly captured.

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a self adhesive bright envelope.

This card measures 6"x4" printed on premium 250g/m2 card stock

Caged Critter Greeting card, blank for own message

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:21:56 -0500

$3.00
This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a self adhesive bright envelope.

This card measures 6"x4" printed on premium 250g/m2 card stock

Greeting Card, Zidat Zadoomed, blank for own message

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:21:56 -0500

$3.00
Zidat always was a cautious creature. This occasion shows a more daring side as he peers out from behind the settee.

This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a self adhesive bright envelope.

This card measures 6"x4" printed on premium 250g/m2 card stock

Mosgar, fluff flocker from the Doldrums

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:19:57 -0500

$34.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH423F042

NAME :: Mosgar

CASTE :: Fluff Flocker

FACTION :: Progue

ISLAND :: Blur

REGION :: The Midflats

CAUGHT :: by the ripper

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Mosgar is made from orange and black stripe socks and has a green and black striped hat..

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Poldyn, muddle from the Doldrums

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:17:26 -0500

$34.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH407M009

NAME :: Poldyn

CASTE :: Muddle

FACTION :: Purist

ISLAND :: Cranny

REGION :: The Northern Climes

CAUGHT :: In the garage

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Poldyn is made from fuzzy white socks and has a bright red funk face.

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Gerta the Fluff Creature

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:31:06 -0500

$12.75
Gerta is made from soft neutral wool and has vibrant yellow and green horns. Gerta stands at 12cm.

When Fluff gets sucked into The Doldrums (the land of Sock Horror) it starts to grow and graze. Doldrites love fluff creatures and look after them with great care; there is even a caste of Sock Horror who's life revolves around tending the herds of fluff that roam the fabric fields.

Sock Horror badge set 1 inch

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:31:05 -0500

$4.00
Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

These sets of 4 badges are all different. Each set will have 4 different badges in it.

If you have a preference for colour or motif choice please just let me know in the 'comments to seller' box on checkout.

Sock Horror magnetic page marker bookmarks set of 2

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:49:46 -0500

$4.75
These bookmarks are at the cutting edge of reading technology.

These skillfully crafted page markers are magnetic so that you never lose your page again.

Adorned with the Seeker Icon on one sided and the doldrite eye logo on the reverse they also serve to deter their antics.

Available in either Red and Blue or Green and Purple:

Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

Sock Horror fridge magnet 45mm

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:49:46 -0500

$4.00
Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

Currently available in green and red.

Krestin Icon from the Doldrums

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:33 -0500

$40.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH284IQ003

NAME :: Krestin

CASTE :: Icon

FACTION :: Comunal

ISLAND :: Fine

REGION :: The Fabric Fields

CAUGHT :: Hiding in a guitar case

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health; no external trauma observed.

DESCRIPTION :: Krestin has a well styled green and black flat-top. He also has an ace of spades tattoo on his leg. He stands at 36cm and has an arm span of 16cm.

*****

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Trod, Fluff Creature from The Doldrums

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:33 -0500

$12.00
Trod is a soft Fluff creature made from blue and purple hues of wool. He has red and white feet and horns and stands at 12cm.

When Fluff gets sucked into The Doldrums (the land of Sock Horror) it starts to grow and graze. Doldrites love fluff creatures and look after them with great care; there is even a caste of Sock Horror who's life revolves around tending the herds of fluff that roam the fabric fields.

Ember Doldrite eye snap clips

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:32 -0500

$15.00
How better to discourage attacks from Sock Horrors than to flaunt the preserved eyes of their fellow kind as reminders of what we will do to them if they are caught.

These cute flowers have doldrite eyes at their centers and currently come in fushia and bright green, blood red, metallic silver and glittery white... more colours to be added.

They are mounted on black plastic coated metal snap clips.

Green Seeker Sock Horror key ring

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:32 -0500

$5.00

Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed key rings.

Currently these key rings are available in green and red.

Eye of Doldrite Warding Charm - Hair Clips

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:10:32 -0500

$6.75
How better to discourage attacks from Sock Horrors than to flaunt the preserved eyes of their fellow kind as reminders of what we will do to them if they are caught.

These metal snap clips are 2” in length and are covered in a black glossy coating. Each pair of clips display a pair of eyes of the colour of your choice. Please indicate your preferred option in the notes section when paying through paypal.

All eyes have a black base however the cross detail can be one of the following colours:

Red
Dark green
Lavender
Orange
Aqua
Pink
Yellow
Blue
Silver
Lime green
Purple
White

Please contact us if you have a preference that is not detailed here and we will see what we can do.

Fittufa healer from the Doldrums

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:35:27 -0500

$40.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH230H019

NAME :: Fitufa

CASTE :: Healer

FACTION :: Progue

ISLAND :: Blur

REGION :: The Midflats

CAUGHT :: Hiding under the bed in a hotel room.

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Fitufa is made from candy coloured striped socks. He has long droopy ears and a cute tail. He stands at 38cm.

*****

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Lork the Fluff Creature from the Doldrums

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:35:26 -0500

$19.00
Lork is a hot pink and spicy fluff creature with black feet and horns. Lork stands at 12cm

When Fluff gets sucked into The Doldrums (the land of Sock Horror) it starts to grow and graze. Doldrites love fluff creatures and look after them with great care; there is even a caste of Sock Horror who's life revolves around tending the herds of fluff that roam the fabric fields.

Red Seeker Sock Horror key ring

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:35:26 -0500

$5.00
Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed key rings.

Currently these key rings are available in green and red.

Shrapnel, gore from the Doldrums

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:45:25 -0500

$56.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find the partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases were socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

***

NAME :: Shrapnel

CASTE :: Gore of the Miserablist faction.

ISLAND :: Mope, third island of the Plains of the Doldrums.

CAUGHT :: Found skewered on the school railings. Whether this doldrite was in pursuit of ‘The Great Sock-off’ or victim to childish antics is unknown but the outcome is undeniable

PRELIMINARIES :: This doldrite has very obvious bloody holes right through his torso

DESCRIPTION :: This Sock Horror is made to order from thick black woolly socks, densely filled with high quality fibre filling. The Sock Horror currently shown has red wounds; however this can be tailored to a colour of your choice from the following:
red, orange, yellow, lime, green, aqua, blue, purple, pink or white.

***

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age. Please take a look at our kiddie friendly 'Armless Army' doldrites.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Sockmosis - When Worlds Collide

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:45:25 -0500

$15.00
SPECIAL OFFER!

If you buy both Survival of the Fittest and When Worlds Collide today you will receive a free set of bookmarks!

*****

My trusted companion Professor Doodlemonkie and I are pleased to present to you our first publication in the Sockmosis series.

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE documents the criminal acts of troublesome sock thieves known as DOLDRITES that travel from a land called THE DOLDRUMS to terrorise our homes and steal our beloved socks. This volume details the mechanisms of transport and what these doldrites aim to achieve in our world. Sockmosis - When Worlds Collide will provide a foundation of understanding that you will come to depend upon.

Do not be fooled into thinking this is a work of fiction with a happy ending; we do not wish to soften the blow with a story about a cute little SOCK HORROR on a rescue mission to free his kind. This is a harrowing read that sets out to reveal the truth behind your ever growing odd sock pile.

SOCKMOSIS - WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE contains many illustrations, as well as special sections and appendices including The Secret World of Sockmosis (facts you never knew you knew about doldrites); The Garden of Mislaid Garments (bizarre creatures that inhabit The Doldrums); Excerpts from the Book of Brutality (how they see us - and maybe why they despise us so much!); Maps of the strange world of the doldrites; a Dust Bunny Snuff cartoon, and more!

60 pages, perfect bound novel format (9"x6")

www.SockHorror.com
www.Doodlemonkie.com

Stocking Eel - Art of The Doldrums - Limited Edition Signed Print

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:45:25 -0500

$6.75
The Stocking Eel: A fearsome predator of doldrites in the rinsing rivers - once a stocking in our world, now transformed into a deadly, carnivorous monster that waits to fill its hollow belly with wayward bathers.

The actual print is at 300 DPI and printed on A5 high quality photo paper without the Sock Horror watermark.

Taken from the first Sockmosis volume.

You will receive one of only 50 to be made. Each print is signed and numbered.

Printed on high quality photo paper, it is 6” x 8” and is displayed in a clear protective sleeve.

Impaled, Gore from The Doldrums

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:52:54 -0500

$30.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find the partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases were socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

***

NAME :: Impaled

CASTE :: Gore of the Miserablist faction.

ISLAND :: Mope, third island of the Plains of the Doldrums.

CAUGHT :: Found skewered on the school railings. Whether this doldrite was in pursuit of ‘The Great Sock-off’ or victim to childish antics is unknown but the outcome is undeniable

PRELIMINARIES :: This doldrite has a very obvious bloody hole right through his torso

DESCRIPTION :: This Sock Horror is made to order from thick black woolly socks, densely filled with high quality fibre filling. The Sock Horror currently shown has red wounds; however this can be tailored to a colour of your choice from the following:
red, orange, yellow, lime, green, aqua, blue, purple, pink or white.

***

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Doldrite Warding Charm - Seek Red 25mm button badge

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:52:54 -0500

$1.50
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. They are very simple creatures with one goal, but they are easily deterred and with a little strategic planning you can safeguard your home from their crimes.

Try our Sock Horror button pins / badges specifically designed by Doodlemonkie to aid you in your protection...All doldrites know our logo and this simple item placed where they may see will be enough to defend your home and protect your family from their invasive misdeeds.

These 25mm buttons are of the highest quality with static pin backs to prevent accidental loss. They come displayed on our custom warding cards and are protected in polythene sleeves.

Sock Horror magnetic page marker bookmarks

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:57 -0400

$10.00
These bookmarks are at the cutting edge of reading technology.

These skillfully crafted page markers are magnetic so that you never lose your page again.

Adorned with the Seeker Icon on one sided and the doldrite eye logo on the reverse they also serve to deter their antics.

Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

Mibil - Healer from The Doldrums

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:57 -0400

$37.50
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH170H012

NAME :: Mibil

CASTE :: Healer

FACTION :: Absolutes

ISLAND :: Slough

REGION :: Souther Pits

CAUGHT :: Hiding behind the cushions of the settee

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health with no external trauma

DESCRIPTION :: Mibil is made form black and white spotty socks. He has bright green eyes, stands at 38cm and has an arm span of 18cm.

*****

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age. Please take a look at our kiddie friendly 'Armless Army' doldrites.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Sock Horror fridge magnet 45mm

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:57 -0400

$4.00
Broadcast your knowledge of Sock Horrors and keep the troublesome creatures at bay by wearing one of these specially designed button badges.

Currently available in green and red.

Rodler from the Doldrums

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:57 -0400

$45.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH330D053

NAME :: Rodler

CASTE :: Doldrite

FACTION :: Progue

ISLAND :: Blur

REGION :: The Midflats

CAUGHT :: Hiding under the rug.

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Rodler is made from grey socks with bright space invaders woven into the design. He has double horns. He stands at 40cm.
*****

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Shadar from The Doldrums

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:57 -0400

$60.00
Doldrites are creatures that creep into our homes to steal our socks. The Sock Horror you see here was captured by Madame Horror and has been lovingly preserved for the discerning collector.

GENTLE WARNING: In most cases Sock Horrors serve as a warning to Doldrites and ensure a happy home where you are always able to find partners to your socks, however there are some extreme cases where socks continue to go missing and Sock Horror cannot be held accountable.

*****

REF :: MH343EX002

NAME :: Shadar

CASTE :: Doldrite

FACTION :: Progue

ISLAND :: Blotch

REGION :: The Midflats

CAUGHT :: Hiding inside the wardrobe.

PRELIMINARIES :: Appears in good health

DESCRIPTION :: Shadar is made from multicoloured striped socks. He has antlers and 8 legs. He stands at 70cm.

*****

Each Sock Horror comes with its very own custom made zip up body bag to the exact dimensions of your Sock Horror and a hand written preliminary autopsy toe tag.

All parts of Sock Horrors are hand made and brand new; there is no recycling goes on while creating your Sock Horror. I do however try to recycle packaging wherever possible.

No two Sock Horrors are totally alike. Your Sock Horror is an entirely unique and individual piece. I will not create identical replicas of previous work.

Sock Horrors are intended for collectors over 14 years of age.

Please see our policies for FAQ’s.

Sockmosis, Survival of the Fittest

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 07:47:56 -0400

$15.00
SPECIAL OFFER!

If you buy both Survival of the Fittest and When Worlds Collide today you will receive a free set of bookmarks!

*****

This is not a story. What you won’t get here is a fairytale about little creatures made out of socks. Instead, this very book presents you with information exposing a new terror right beneath your feet.

Sockmosis; Survival of the Fittest is the second part of the survival manual that may come to be your means of salvation. This volume exposes just what these nefarious invaders are getting up to when they arrive in our world; the means they are sometimes forced to go to in order to return to their homeland, and the dangers they face when trespassing in our homes.

Sockmosis is a work of intense scientific research serving to demonstrate the findings and observations of two of the world’s foremost authorities on the threat that is Sock Horror. Here, Madame Horror and Professor Doodlemonkie begin to divulge the results of endless hours of investigation into the creatures known as doldrites, exposing their schemes to steal your socks and ultimately stamp out our existence.

*****

SOCKMOSIS - SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST contains many illustrations, as well as special sections and appendices including The Secret World of Sockmosis (facts you never knew you knew about doldrites); The Garden of Mislaid Garments (bizarre creatures that inhabit The Doldrums); Excerpts from the Book of Brutality (how they see us - and maybe why they despise us so much!); Maps of the strange world of the doldrites; a Dust Bunny Snuff cartoon, and more!

88 pages, perfect bound novel format (9"x6").

*****

Limited edition print - Feeder