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MATURE The Voodoo Dick - Pin that Prick personalised for your pleasure

Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:02:07 -0500

$25.00
"Hi, my name is Richard, you can call me Dick"
Finally a dick with a personality you can love.

Much like The Prick Cushion, The Voodoo Dick is the perfect gift for the scorned and smitten. Unlike the Prick Cushion, The Voodoo Dick comes with that personal touch that makes vengeance so sweet.

The Voodoo Dick allows you to personalised in such a way that every pin matters.

Choose your own ethnicity or extreme colour, if you so desire. Decide if a circumcision is right for you. Then give that Dick a name. Names up to 10 letters in length are at the set price of $22. Additional letters are 20c per letter. If you have a long name, please wait for the revised invoice before paying.

On purchasing, you will be sent a custom order form to help you with these choices!

In about a week, your ultimate penis will be custome made to your specifications with a hand embroidered name, and on its way to your humble abode for you to do with it whatever your heart desires.

FACTS

brand. aBitaBite original design

size. large (approx 7")

colour. you choose!

details: cut or uncut, you choose! hand embroidered name of your choice! with balls, pins not included

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

condition. all new materials

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended of peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Royal Jubilee MATURE The Prick Cushion

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:07:12 -0500

$15.00
A penis pin cushion... or whatever you want it to be!

Have you ever heard the saying that royal blue is blue? Well, all that blood blue has rushed to the head of this member!

The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with blue felt, a giggle and a grin, this willy is the perfect pillow pal.

Each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. large (8.5")

colour. royal blue

details. circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

The Prick Cushion MATURE Champagne Wishes

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:53:04 -0500

$15.00
A felt penis pin cushion... or whatever you want it to be!

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams… This prick will go straight to your head!

For scorned lovers, and women with penis envy, the perfect bachelorette gift for the crafty girl who has everything or the pin cushion you will never lose!

The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with champagne felt, a giggle and a grin, this willy is the perfect place to poke your pins.

Each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. large (8.5")

colour. champagne

details. circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfil

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

F-ck Me MATURE Notes from the Nuts

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:11:41 -0500

$25.00
Fuck me.

Sometimes it is a little daunting to come out and say it. But you know you have thought it.

Notes from the Nuts makes it a little easier to say those things we sometimes cannot get our tongues around.

So next time your subtle hints aren't getting through to your lover, leave it to the nuts to let them know.

Notes from the Nuts style custom handjobs are more that welcome, because each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!

Does your dick have something he wants to say?

FACTS

brand. Notes from the Nuts//The Prick Cushion

size. large (8.5")

colour. tan with pink embroidery

details. "Fuck me"

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

The Stud MATURE Bedazzled Prick Cushion

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:40:41 -0500

$48.00
Some people call me the space cowboy.

Some call me the gangster of love.

But my buffed nuggets are hear to tell you

I'm the BEDAZZLED PRICK CUSHION STUD!

Did you just get a girl boner? I did.

I mean, where else are you going to see the awesomeness which is a felt penis pincushion, combined with the awesomeness which is bedazzler.

It's almost better than clitter. Almost. You should really you tube clitter.

I digress. The truth is, you can also see more fabulous bedazzlements at The Bedazzle Club*. Heck yes.

I'll tell you this though. There are 3 more studs on this sex machine than there are on bedazzled bacon. And even more than on bedazzled bigfoot. It's sexier too, in case you needed to be told. I'm sure you didn't.

This Dick is one of a kind. You probably didn't need to be told that either. But i'm telling you anyway. Because this is it. I'm not making anymore**. That is the nature ofBedazzle club. The bedazzler has moved on.

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion BEDAZZLED

size. large (8.5")

colour. black

details. circumcised, with balls, and 35 bedazzled studs of awe

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Adult novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

*Bedazzle club is the ultimate crafting showdown. There is blood, just like UFC. You should check it out. http://bedazzleclub.wordpress.com/

**There are more bedazzled pricks, there just wont be anymore. At least, none exactly like this one. Yeh. You'll see more.

Pussy Loves Prick MATURE Catnip Dick

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:27 -0500

$20.00
Pussies love pricks.

And this appear like any other prick that Pussy would love to play with. But then I added organic catnip.

The perfect toy for your puss to play all day long with.

This kitty toy has been sewn with love, by a cat lover. The shaft of the penis is stuffed with a fabric pouch of catnip. Every seam was double stitched for strength, so to allow for maximum pussy play. The head of the penis has no raw edges for kitty safety.

Humans like to watch - and that is a good thing, since the "Pussy Loves Prick" toy should not be played with without human supervision. Much care is taken in the making of this toy - but should your kitten, in the ravages of passion, tear into her plaything, please, no matter how cruel it seems, use the proper precauctions in caring for your pet, and discontinue use if it becomes a saftey hazard.

Inspired by the Etsy Forums, "Pussy Loves Prick" measures approx 7”, balls not taken into consideration. Made with tan felt, polyester fiberfil,and organic catnip, this penis is the perfect for your pussy.

***Please Note*** I have had to take the "everywhere else" shipping profile off this listing, as there are some places where it is not legal to ship plant products. I know this is a total pain in the butt,and I hate to do this, but on an international basis, we will have to check with your country's mailing restrictions before I can ship internationally... please don't hate me, convo me instead!***

FACTS

brand. aBitaBite original design

size. large (approx 7")

colour. tan

details: catnip stuffed prick cushion

material. felt, cotton, polyester fibrefill, catnip

condition. all new materials

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

A comment on the abitabite pussie playthings:
"This cat toy is sturdy, well formed, and an absolute riot! I have three clawed cats, and this is their new favorite toy! " (Etsy Seller Hobbledehoy)

Made for fun not fury!

The Prick Cushion MATURE Tan the Man

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:46:38 -0400

$15.00
A felt penis pin cushion... or whatever you want it to be!

This manthing is ready for you to tan his hide.

For scorned lovers, and women with penis envy, the perfect bachelorette gift for the crafty girl who has everything or the pin cushion you will never lose!

The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with tan felt, a giggle and a grin, this willy is the perfect place to poke your pins.

Each Prick Cushion is handmade just for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. large (8.5")

colour. tan

details: circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

The Prick Cushion MATURE Hot Pink Rod

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:42:11 -0400

$15.00
A felt penis pin cushion... or whatever you want it to be!

This Prick Cushion one Hot Pink Rod. He rides like a rollarcoaster, and purrs like a kitten and rides like a hot knife slicing through butter.

For scorned lovers, and women with penis envy, the perfect bachelorett gift for the crafty girl who has everything or the pin cushion you will never lose (but hide from your mother-in-law).

The Prick Cushion measures approx 8.5". Made with hot pink felt, a giggle and a grin, this willy is the perfect pillow pal.

Each Prick Cushion is handmade for you, and has it's own unique look and personality... just like the real mccoy!
Images are for illustrative purposes only.

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. large (8.5")

colour. hot pink

details. circumcised, with balls

material. felt, polyester fiberfill

Although this penis is lifelike, it is not intended for peeing, making babies or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.

Made for fun not fury.

Zombie Uterus - The Prick Cushion - That Time of The Month

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:17:52 -0400

$25.00
Have you ever felt like your uterus was undead, trying to fight its nasty little way out of you?

Then a zombie uterus probably isn't that far fetched.

Just in case you crave brains in stead of chocolate while PMSing the maker of The Prick Cushion introduces The Zombie Uterus That Time of the Month.

Inspired by the ovarian cysts, "That Time Of The Month" measures approx 6” in both height and width. Her lining is lifeless grey, with flesh-rotting green insides and the ovaries are a lovely shade of puke.

FACTS

brand. The Prick Cushion

size. large (approx 7")

colour. grey, green and gold

details: uterus, with flared fallopian tubes

material. felt, polyester fibrefill (pins not included)

condition. all new materials

Wondering where I got those awesome pins? Check out http://SpookyDaddy.etsy.com

Although these girly bits are lifelike, it is not intended for ovulation, nourishing fetuses, giving birth or any other lifelike uses. Novelty only.